We broke up because...

lx1x

Kept leaving the bbq and burning everything in it.

PaperDoll_

We were playing hide and seek and I hid in the bbq..

Callousedthoughts

The bbq tasted real funny one day

Cat0703a

Was too nice. Kept his hands to himself.

PaperDoll_

Tried to make me keep my hands only to her. She knew I was touchy feely before we ever got together.

slimgirljo15

Idk where she went, last I heard she was chained to some hussys bbq

Zoomie402

She double dipped

Cat0703a

She gave sloppy seconds

Callousedthoughts

I could never have seconds. She limited my food intake.

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junelove89

She is never clear about what she really wants

Cat0703a

She was brutally clear; she didn’t want me. 😢

Callousedthoughts

Bought me a fox outfit for my birthday. I wasnt into the furry life

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Zoomie402

He’s a gift snob

lx1x

He didn't want fox outfit but wanted bunny outfit instead 😳

Ran away as fast as I could

Callousedthoughts

All three of them were fighting over me, I couldnt take it

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Callousedthoughts

Her eggo. She wouldnt leggo. I couldnt take it

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PaperDoll_

Wanted me to think too much. Like every day.

Callousedthoughts

Wanted me to drink too much. Like every day. Ok, fine, Ill do it.

slimgirljo15

Lush.. 🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻

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Callousedthoughts

Only bought me diet tab

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Callousedthoughts

Always wanting me to get to the point, no foreplay

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FabulousFantasticFifty

The only thing she ever communicated was foreplay 😬
I also needed pillow talk 😉

IWILLLOSE40kg2020

I needed both