We broke up because...
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Wouldn't let me have pepperoni on my pizza
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Keep stealing the pizza from my plate. 😤0
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We ran out of the emergency stash of snickers bars. It was not pretty0
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I woke up with chocolate in my....nevermind that0
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Always trying to guess the last phrase, did my head in0
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She didnt enjoy my amateur erotic fan fiction.0
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All his books had Fabio on the cover.0
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Kept spraying me with lysol while I slept0
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Had beet stains all over his clothes and sheets.0
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Waited until i was falling asleep to ask life altering questions such as:
If you had to eat slugs to survive, would you?1 -
And I said no and he run away0
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she would always wear her weightlifting belt in the bedroom0
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Always wore a chastity belt in the bedroom, living room, to the grocery store...0
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Made me wear a chastity belt when not around her. She said it was a statement of our undying love of one another. Except she didn’t wear one...0
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was wearing a chastity belt all the time and I wanted more than cuddling0
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Lol I said sorry and cancelled it all so he could have his life back0
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She couldn’t enjoy my cuddles anymore
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No that's different... I love cuddles!!
Just don't want to control a guy with a belt lol it's insane0 -
*especially when you can't sleep... like right now cuddles would be great1
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she loved cuddling but she loved her chastity belt even more0
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Lol please no0
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Bc she had some different cuddles in mind ...0
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Okay maybe I should actually sleep0
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I mention more than cuddles and bam..she claimed tiredness0
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She didn’t believe me that I was actually tired ...0
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Was tired morning, noon, and night. It got...tiring!0
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