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  • Jstarz1
    Jstarz1 Posts: 88 Member
    Hahaha

    We broke up cuz she got jealous of my armpits
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    He only removed clothing with his teeth. 😬
  • Jstarz1
    Jstarz1 Posts: 88 Member
    cuz she stopped from removing her clothing with my teeth 😏
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Couldn’t take him anywhere without him biting everyone’s shirts. I mean, except Walmart where it’s acceptable, but sometimes I wanna go to Target.
  • Jstarz1
    Jstarz1 Posts: 88 Member
    Cuz she got mad at me and bit the one shirt I never bite...after that we were done! FYI it was a shirt she got me from target....
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    *Nibbles on Target shirt.*

    It was worth the trade off.
  • Jstarz1
    Jstarz1 Posts: 88 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    *Nibbles on Target shirt.*

    It was worth the trade off.

    Hahaha
  • Jstarz1
    Jstarz1 Posts: 88 Member
    ran out of Walmart shirts to bite on so she gave a target one instead....i have never been more hurt in my life
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Had two piles of shirts.. one to bite on and one to dry his tears.

    Way too much laundry.
  • Jstarz1
    Jstarz1 Posts: 88 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Had two piles of shirts.. one to bite on and one to dry his tears.

    Way too much laundry.

    Hahaha dam..
  • Jstarz1
    Jstarz1 Posts: 88 Member
    got mad cuz she never told which pile was which so I ended up with a mouthful of salty shirts....it was a health hazard at that point
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Always swearing at me when I tried to do laundry.
  • Jstarz1
    Jstarz1 Posts: 88 Member
    I swear?.....by the moon and the stars in the sky....that we were f***ing done cuz she couldn't f***ing do the laundry right hahaha
  • Jstarz1
    Jstarz1 Posts: 88 Member
    Cat0703a wrote: »
    Always swearing at me when I tried to for the record I could never swear at u
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Wouldn't swear at me
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She wouldn’t get turned on unless I yelled obscenities.
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    Foul mouted Canuck. 😬
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    lx1x wrote: »
    Foul mouted Canuck. 😬

    Is she?

    TAKE ME BACK! <3
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She forgot who was boss often 😠
    So damn willful
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Didn’t appreciate that I waited for directions for every little thing. Kept grumbling she may as well do it herself.
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    Couldn't follow simple direction .😳
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Couldn't ever find him so I just gave up and went to the first house I saw.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He called me a @#$%^ and a #&%$* and lastly a @*%$ :(
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    Got so drunk. Couldnnt find her way home till years later
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Kept asking me to send him pictures of men's legs.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She wasn't paper, but plastic
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Had a latex alergy. Was not going to mesh with the fetish collection.
  • Diatonic12
    Diatonic12 Posts: 32,344 Member
    4ppx1gw5g179.png

    Copied his maniacal laugh from Snidely Whiplash and absolutely ran it into the ground.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Wouldnt let me tie her to the tracks
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    I heard his ex died under mysterious circumstances... I was getting scared.

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