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  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Member Posts: 244,246 Member Member Posts: 244,246 Member
    She wasn't paper, but plastic
  • CallousedthoughtsCallousedthoughts Member Posts: 1,632 Member Member Posts: 1,632 Member
    Had a latex alergy. Was not going to mesh with the fetish collection.
  • Diatonic12Diatonic12 Member Posts: 5,437 Member Member Posts: 5,437 Member
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    Copied his maniacal laugh from Snidely Whiplash and absolutely ran it into the ground.
  • CallousedthoughtsCallousedthoughts Member Posts: 1,632 Member Member Posts: 1,632 Member
    Wouldnt let me tie her to the tracks
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Member Posts: 244,246 Member Member Posts: 244,246 Member
    I heard his ex died under mysterious circumstances... I was getting scared.
  • CallousedthoughtsCallousedthoughts Member Posts: 1,632 Member Member Posts: 1,632 Member
    Never mentioned having plaster casts of each of her ex lovers peens. Walking into that closet was like being in an Iron Maiden. 😑
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Member Posts: 244,246 Member Member Posts: 244,246 Member
    Never mentioned having plaster casts of each of her ex lovers peens. Walking into that closet was like being in an Iron Maiden. 😑

    Pmsl :D

    He was jealous of my collection, so he left.
  • CallousedthoughtsCallousedthoughts Member Posts: 1,632 Member Member Posts: 1,632 Member
    When she slapped on the hot plaster, I was outta there.
  • Bridge_marieBridge_marie Member Posts: 8,931 Member Member Posts: 8,931 Member
    For reasons I still don’t know.
  • FabulousFantasticFiftyFabulousFantasticFifty Member Posts: 178,942 Member Member Posts: 178,942 Member
    Oh I can't even.........she knows 🥴
  • Bridge_marieBridge_marie Member Posts: 8,931 Member Member Posts: 8,931 Member
    She thought I was a mind reader. 🙁
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Member Posts: 244,246 Member Member Posts: 244,246 Member
    She couldn't read my mind 😈
  • Bridge_marieBridge_marie Member Posts: 8,931 Member Member Posts: 8,931 Member
    She wouldn’t let me in her basement anymore. I said I wouldn’t touch anything. 🤨
  • lx1xlx1x Member Posts: 28,236 Member Member Posts: 28,236 Member
    She didn't save me from jos basement.. left me to decay
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Member Posts: 244,246 Member Member Posts: 244,246 Member
    lx1x wrote: »
    She didn't save me from jos basement.. left me to decay

    He started to smell funny 🤭 :D

    Also it's an honour and a privilege to be incarcerated in my basement..js :p
    edited June 3
  • Bridge_marieBridge_marie Member Posts: 8,931 Member Member Posts: 8,931 Member
    She has a weird smell coming from her basement. 🤣
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Member Posts: 244,246 Member Member Posts: 244,246 Member
    She has a weird smell coming from her basement. 🤣

    :D

    She promised not to touch.. She lied, her fingerprints were all over my basement
  • Bridge_marieBridge_marie Member Posts: 8,931 Member Member Posts: 8,931 Member
    There were lots of men and leather down there. 😳🤣
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Member Posts: 244,246 Member Member Posts: 244,246 Member
    There were lots of men and leather down there. 😳🤣

    I knew it.. you had been down there.

    Broke 2 of my toys, found them sobbing and scared :D
  • Bridge_marieBridge_marie Member Posts: 8,931 Member Member Posts: 8,931 Member
    There were lots of men and leather down there. 😳🤣

    I knew it.. you had been down there.

    Broke 2 of my toys, found them sobbing and scared :D

    Well one looked like Luke Bryan, and the other Henry Cavill. Can you blame me?! 🤤🤣
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