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  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She ghosted me forever!!!

    Nice to see you, @slimgirljo15 !! 🤗
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Cat0703a wrote: »
    She ghosted me forever!!!

    Nice to see you, @slimgirljo15 !! 🤗

    Good to see you too Miss Kitty 🤗
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She insisted on an IG relationship instead of an in-person one 😳
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 20,608 Member
    Wouldn't travel to Las Vegas to meet me in person 😉
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    edited May 2024
    I knew if I showed up in Vegas the first site she’d take me to see would be an Elvis wedding officiant 😅 I broke it off fast!! 🏃‍♀️ ⛪️ 👰‍♀️
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 3,504 Member
    She developed a huge crush on Wayne Newton after we vacationed in Las Vegas...obsessed!
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 20,608 Member
    Wouldn't vacation anywhere other than Las Vegas!
  • SuperSassySometimesSexySixty
    SuperSassySometimesSexySixty Posts: 46 Member
    She was always saying ...
    " What happened in Vegas stayed in Vegas" 😧

    What happened in Vegas??
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 20,608 Member
    She went out for groceries one day and never came back...
  • maplesyrupandchicken
    maplesyrupandchicken Posts: 92 Member
    I had enough of her just coming right out and telling me she was going to get some BBC. I mean, it would have helped if she had told me that was the name of the new store in town... Big Beautiful Cookies
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Oh he was told; he just had extremely selective listening. 🙄
  • maplesyrupandchicken
    maplesyrupandchicken Posts: 92 Member
    Her and @cmsienk both had a taste for the "BBCookies" ....AT THE SAME TIME.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    He was a terrible gambler who bet ME in one of his losing hands. Not a complete loss for me…I ended up with the winner. 😏
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,340 Member
    She has new bf.. Pedro. 😆
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    He was obsessed with toys and not the good kind 😞
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,340 Member
    Says the woman with special room for hers. 🤔



    😂
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    He was scared of my…playroom 😝
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 3,504 Member
    She didn't include Paperboy or Dig Dug in her home 80s inspired arcade room...just had a bunch of fighting and racing games.
  • Hoax89
    Hoax89 Posts: 221 Member
    Was stuck in the past
  • maplesyrupandchicken
    maplesyrupandchicken Posts: 92 Member
    Acted like she wasn't stuck in the past but kept reminding me of everything i ever did wrong
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 20,608 Member
    Never owned up to doing anything wrong
  • maplesyrupandchicken
    maplesyrupandchicken Posts: 92 Member
    Her eyes are still dilated and she can't see that i do no wrong
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 3,504 Member
    He analyzed how much my eyes dilated when I talked to other men...
  • maplesyrupandchicken
    maplesyrupandchicken Posts: 92 Member
    She dilated to 10cm after talking to another man
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    He didn’t really understand how the birds and the bees thing worked. Insisted that words would cause pregnancy. Therefore didn’t speak a word to me.
  • maplesyrupandchicken
    maplesyrupandchicken Posts: 92 Member
    She wouldn't let me talk dirty to her and she kept wanting to explain the birds and the bees. I know all about bees!!!
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Basically babbled ‘bout bees bossily
  • maplesyrupandchicken
    maplesyrupandchicken Posts: 92 Member
    She was always speaking in alliteration. Literally lost love lickety-split.
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 20,608 Member
    Kept using words like "lickety-split" and "tarnation". I was beginning to think he was much older than he said he was
  • maplesyrupandchicken
    maplesyrupandchicken Posts: 92 Member
    Heavens to Betsy she was a cougar. I kept hoping she'd simmer down with all that young'n courtin she was a doin.

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