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We broke up because...
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(Have I mentioned that here because if not, that’s disturbingly accurate 😳)
She refused to let us eat potatoes because potato lives matter too.1 -
Could put a whole potato in her mouth... Wait... maybe that wasn't such a bad thing...0
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He kept breaking up with me over the weirdest things. But I swear this is the last time!! “Don’t choke on your food, Cat. It’s unattractive and unladylike.” Gosh, I’ll choke on potatoes, if I want to. You’re not the boss of me!! 😤0
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She all of the sudden quit choking on "potatoes" and i knew she had been fake gagging all along. I don't need that in my life.1
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He kept his true self hidden from everyone...0
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She was having an identity crisis. One day a lovely woman in B&W, the next a coffee cup, and then a cardboard box. I truly could not keep up.
(Happy you’re back to yourself, my friend)0 -
I would never. But I may threaten to if she doesn’t come at me with the voice messages I was led to believe I was getting.0
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I sent her the voice message that she demanded. She said my voice made her think of her great aunt Edna who smoked 27 packages of cigarettes each day and passed in 1988. She could no longer be with me as it hurt too much to be reminded of her. 😭0
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I asked for a sexy voice message and she sent me audio clips of the Simpsons Marge's sisters.0
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I found out her and @Cat0703a were sending each other cartoon porn, and smoking cigarettes.0
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He couldn’t appreciate art that was deeply meaningful, provocative and erotic.0
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She couldn't put up with my travel schedule0
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She was always out of town and would never let me go with her.0
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He complained that I was the one who was always out of town even though he was the one who moved to Canada...0
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She not so secretly hated Canadians after her last partner fled to this beautiful country. We lasted as long as typing out this message…0
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The scratching and spitting was a turn off.. 😂0
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Good to see you too Miss Kitty 🤗0 -
MFP tore us apart.0
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She insisted on an IG relationship instead of an in-person one 😳0
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Wouldn't travel to Las Vegas to meet me in person 😉0
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I knew if I showed up in Vegas the first site she’d take me to see would be an Elvis wedding officiant 😅 I broke it off fast!! 🏃♀️ ⛪️ 👰♀️0
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She developed a huge crush on Wayne Newton after we vacationed in Las Vegas...obsessed!0
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Wouldn't vacation anywhere other than Las Vegas!0
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She was always saying ...
" What happened in Vegas stayed in Vegas" 😧
What happened in Vegas??0 -
She went out for groceries one day and never came back...0
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I had enough of her just coming right out and telling me she was going to get some BBC. I mean, it would have helped if she had told me that was the name of the new store in town... Big Beautiful Cookies0
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Oh he was told; he just had extremely selective listening. 🙄0
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Her and @cmsienk both had a taste for the "BBCookies" ....AT THE SAME TIME.0
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He was a terrible gambler who bet ME in one of his losing hands. Not a complete loss for me…I ended up with the winner. 😏0
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