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  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 3,504 Member
    Said my simple lifestyle made too much sense and not enough $ cents $ for her...
  • maplesyrupandchicken
    maplesyrupandchicken Posts: 92 Member
    She didn't make enough cents so supporting her made no sense
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Scents made her sensitive so she refused to clean anything
  • maplesyrupandchicken
    maplesyrupandchicken Posts: 92 Member
    Was always spraying bleach on me
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,684 Member
    Since she was covered in bleach I couldn't hug or kiss her, just not enough affection
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 3,504 Member
    edited May 2024
    Tried to cure my liver spots by sneaking bleach into my bathwater... then complained about lack of affection when it hurt too much to hug with all the chemical burning...
  • maplesyrupandchicken
    maplesyrupandchicken Posts: 92 Member
    PlentyofProtein00 wrote: »
    Since she was covered in bleach I couldn't hug or kiss her, just not enough affection

    Mistook me for a she.
    AdahPotatah2024 wrote: »
    Tried to cure my liver spots by sneaking bleach into my bathwater... then complained about lack of affection when it hurt too much to hug with all the chemical burning...

    Had a rash she claimed was a chemical burn
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Constantly bragged their Boo-Bees were better than mine. It’s not a competition!! 😤

    (I couldn’t resist, sorry)
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,684 Member
    😂

    She can never resist me, wait...did we break up
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 20,602 Member
    She threatened to leave me for my Canadian friend... then she did!
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    I just could not resist @PlentyofProtein00 😍
  • maplesyrupandchicken
    maplesyrupandchicken Posts: 92 Member
    She was constantly devouring protein
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,684 Member
    Was never supportive of my lift goals
  • maplesyrupandchicken
    maplesyrupandchicken Posts: 92 Member
    She always said she was going to play with Cat and i thought she meant the homeless ones in Walmart parking lot
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 3,504 Member
    Didn't want me to have any friends.
  • Hoax89
    Hoax89 Posts: 221 Member
    Would only watch Friends. I was a Seinfeld gal....
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    I was less hung up on the gal part than the Seinfeld part!! 🥴
  • maplesyrupandchicken
    maplesyrupandchicken Posts: 92 Member
    She liked gals with hung parts named Seinfeld or something like that
  • Hoax89
    Hoax89 Posts: 221 Member
    Never hung up their clothes. Expected me to do every single chore.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She said I felt like a chore to her
  • maplesyrupandchicken
    maplesyrupandchicken Posts: 92 Member
    Everyone except me knew what she felt like
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 3,504 Member
    He had issues with touching and had to keep his hands wrapped up at all times.
  • maplesyrupandchicken
    maplesyrupandchicken Posts: 92 Member
    Kept buying me winter gloves
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    He refused to donate any of the 368 pairs of gloves his ex gifted him
  • maplesyrupandchicken
    maplesyrupandchicken Posts: 92 Member
    She thought they were gloves :#
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Had the strangest mementos from previous partners made into a sculpture for our living room. Called the piece “Love Lasts; Lovers Leave”. I took the hint and left leaving nothing behind to be remembered by.
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 20,602 Member
    She said she was just going for a walk, then took off with my coffee pot and never came back
  • Hoax89
    Hoax89 Posts: 221 Member
    He always reeked of pot
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 3,504 Member
    Didn't like my new favorite Garden Mist Cologne (by Willie Nelson)
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 20,602 Member
    Didn't share my love of potatoes. (And my last S.O. kept calling me a guy. That's not how I identify.)

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