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We broke up because...

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  • maplesyrupandchicken
    maplesyrupandchicken Posts: 92 Member
    I don't play that game
  • RenewedCleaningServices
    RenewedCleaningServices Posts: 46 Member
    Only thinks I play a certain game
  • Megan_smartiepants1970
    Megan_smartiepants1970 Posts: 43,257 Member
    We never broke up :)
  • maplesyrupandchicken
    maplesyrupandchicken Posts: 92 Member
    Didn't want to be her side piece
  • RenewedCleaningServices
    RenewedCleaningServices Posts: 46 Member
    Wanted to be the main course
  • maplesyrupandchicken
    maplesyrupandchicken Posts: 92 Member
    Always wanted to pour sugar on me and call me his sugar cookie
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Refused to look at me as anything other than their sugar mama
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 18,905 Member
    Always referred to me as "sugar", "honey", or "cookie". I'm pretty sure she forgot my name 😭 😉
  • Jetrail
    Jetrail Posts: 209 Member
    Because she didn't like being called sugar honey or cookie …..lol
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,669 Member
    Hated when I picked em up in my toy car. Said Tonka trucks were deal breakers😪
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 2,275 Member
    She was..elven.
  • maplesyrupandchicken
    maplesyrupandchicken Posts: 92 Member
    Her jokes made no sense to me
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,669 Member
    Being together just never made sense
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,231 Member
    Made way too much sense for me
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 2,275 Member
    Said my simple lifestyle made too much sense and not enough $ cents $ for her...
  • maplesyrupandchicken
    maplesyrupandchicken Posts: 92 Member
    She didn't make enough cents so supporting her made no sense
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,231 Member
    Too many scents. It made no sense.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Scents made her sensitive so she refused to clean anything
  • maplesyrupandchicken
    maplesyrupandchicken Posts: 92 Member
    Was always spraying bleach on me
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,669 Member
    Since she was covered in bleach I couldn't hug or kiss her, just not enough affection
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 2,275 Member
    edited May 9
    Tried to cure my liver spots by sneaking bleach into my bathwater... then complained about lack of affection when it hurt too much to hug with all the chemical burning...
  • maplesyrupandchicken
    maplesyrupandchicken Posts: 92 Member
    PlentyofProtein00 wrote: »
    Since she was covered in bleach I couldn't hug or kiss her, just not enough affection

    Mistook me for a she.
    AdahPotatah2024 wrote: »
    Tried to cure my liver spots by sneaking bleach into my bathwater... then complained about lack of affection when it hurt too much to hug with all the chemical burning...

    Had a rash she claimed was a chemical burn
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Constantly bragged their Boo-Bees were better than mine. It’s not a competition!! 😤

    (I couldn’t resist, sorry)
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,669 Member
    😂

    She can never resist me, wait...did we break up
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 18,905 Member
    She threatened to leave me for my Canadian friend... then she did!
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    I just could not resist @PlentyofProtein00 😍
  • maplesyrupandchicken
    maplesyrupandchicken Posts: 92 Member
    She was constantly devouring protein
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,669 Member
    Was never supportive of my lift goals
  • maplesyrupandchicken
    maplesyrupandchicken Posts: 92 Member
    She always said she was going to play with Cat and i thought she meant the homeless ones in Walmart parking lot
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 2,275 Member
    Didn't want me to have any friends.

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