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We broke up because...
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Called me a hog!0
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She didn't accept my micro piggy. She made me choose between or my pet.0
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She was hogging all the peanut butter0
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Only because he was allergic anyway and I didnt want him to die!!!0
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Said I was focking goofy. I told her I don't have sex with Disney animals! time to go!0
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He was Goofy!0
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She said my teeth were too buck for her.0
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She always wore a Grill! Not my style Yo!!!0
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Because.0
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He wasn't a very good communicator.0
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I never understood a word she was saying0
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He didn't speak my language.0
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Chewed with her mouth open; didn't know teeth could make all that noise0
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She started taking steroids to lose weight. Roid raging about Love0
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Squeezed my stomach and said I was getting kinda tubby0
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Would never share the Ganja!0
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Broke into my stash whenever I wasn't around0
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Was never around when I needed them.0
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Couldn't run far enough away0
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I was never around because of the bad breath!0
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He didnt like my Dog
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Never knew what I meant by Petting0
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Kept petting me in public.0
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Took different angles of his left arm...he didn't like it when I called him Lefty Two-arm Travis.0
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He had pet names for my body parts!0
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I kept hiding her glasses.0
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She just thinks she we broke up0
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he thought I was delusional!0
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Spent too much time playing on MFP when in bed with me..0
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