We broke up because...

nowweseeyou

Thought I was in bed with him

Becka4Real

He had no bed!

Noelv1976

Called my "thing" Willy Wonka!

nowweseeyou

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Called my "thing" Willy Wonka!

Hahah

FabulousFantasticFifty

Tried to get me to dress up as an Oompa Loompa!

Becka4Real

I am terrified of Oompa Loompas

haloandhorns69

She made me laugh too much lol

Travis_2

Kept waking me up with her nightmares

determined_ella

they stole my bacon and blamed the cat next door

Travis_2

Kept sneaking out at night.

determined_ella

I was too jealous of his bench... it got all the action

nowweseeyou

All the boys liked her lips

Noelv1976

Dude kept mean mugging me at the bathroom

nowweseeyou

He didn't like my pooping face

FabulousFantasticFifty

every time I put on my lipstick he made that face!

determined_ella

she found out I was a mental asylum run away 0_o

Travis_2

Spent far too much on lipstick

Noelv1976

spent too much time with his left arm

determined_ella

it was my one and only tube of gloss truth!

he was right handed ;p

nowweseeyou

I ate all of her gloss

Travis_2

Couldn't come up with original ideas to save his..

determined_ella

told me we were going somewhere exotic...... ended up at the local pet shop

MaxPower0102

The Roofie Colada wore off....and she ran away

nowweseeyou

He stared at me too much

FabulousFantasticFifty

She always bragged that she could look gorgeous in Lip gloss and I couldnt

determined_ella

she always had perfect lips I just told her she didn't because I was upset she could get away with red lips!

nowweseeyou

I'm blind

FabulousFantasticFifty

He was blind to my needs!

determined_ella

she had needs only a man could fill

BiggyFuzz

she broke up with me...explain yourself?!?