We broke up because...
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Wouldn't shave his back..0
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Didn't like Breaking Bad.0
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Oh!!! Im breaking up with them too!!!!0
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Awful morning breath0
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I never knew what he was talking about0
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Didn't like my new mints0
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Gave me mean face all the time. I wanted to cry!0
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Wouldn't stop taking selfies!0
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The mints didn't help0
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Was from The Green Planet called Zorton!
@Widadita sooo late!0 -
Is a vampire0
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is a slayer !0
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100 year old eyes hurt for my sparkle, and thought it best to spare her.0
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Has too many lip balms0
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has 40 pairs of running shoes.... took up a lot of space in the hall0
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Ran so much all I saw was just the back!0
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He didnt like looking at my back side!0
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He didn't like my booty0
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His beard has it's own beard and refuses to shave it0
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Saw him running out the door every time I came home to determined_ella0
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Becka4prez wrote: »He didn't like my booty
Never showed me her booty.0 -
@kjm3579 He looked like Toby from The Office0
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he came home late every night0
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Because I was trying to buy you flowers!0
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he was always trying to audition for Breaking Bad! It's OVER!!!!0
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She was always getting flowers from other guys0
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Had to edit because I'm slow....no one wants a slow poke0
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