We broke up because...

Travis_2

Wouldn't shave his back..

determined_ella

I thought you did @‌ferziano

wouldn't let me rub baby oil on his back

Widadita

Didn't like Breaking Bad.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Oh!!! Im breaking up with them too!!!!

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Awful morning breath

Becka4Real

I never knew what he was talking about

nowweseeyou

Didn't like my new mints

Sparkles_Chaos_n_Curves

Gave me mean face all the time. I wanted to cry!

Widadita

Wouldn't stop taking selfies!

Travis_2

The mints didn't help

LovingLifeInCalifornia

Sparkled too much..hurt my eyes @Sparkles_Chaos_n_Curves‌

Sorry. Damn lag

FabulousFantasticFifty

Was from The Green Planet called Zorton!
@Widadita sooo late!

Edgec0mb

Is a vampire

determined_ella

is a slayer !

Sparkles_Chaos_n_Curves

100 year old eyes hurt for my sparkle, and thought it best to spare her.

Edgec0mb

Has too many lip balms

determined_ella

has 40 pairs of running shoes.... took up a lot of space in the hall

Noelv1976

Ran so much all I saw was just the back!

FabulousFantasticFifty

He didnt like looking at my back side!

Becka4Real

He didn't like my booty

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His beard has it's own beard and refuses to shave it

kjm3579

Saw him running out the door every time I came home to determined_ella

Travis_2

Becka4prez wrote: »

He didn't like my booty

Never showed me her booty.

nowweseeyou

@kjm3579‌ He looked like Toby from The Office

determined_ella

he came home late every night

nowweseeyou

Because I was trying to buy you flowers!

FabulousFantasticFifty

he was always trying to audition for Breaking Bad! It's OVER!!!!

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Travis_2 wrote: »

Never showed me her booty.

Refused to wear clothes... ever. Home - naked, supermarket - naked, cinema - naked. Wtf?

kjm3579

She was always getting flowers from other guys

Noelv1976

Had to edit because I'm slow....no one wants a slow poke