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We broke up because...
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Tried to make me bad!
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said she loved me after the first date, creepyyy0
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He had the crazy eyes and kept sniffing my hair!0
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She would hide my heels and lipstick so I would never leave the house0
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I never wanted to leave the house because I had everything I needed!0
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She wouldn't be seen in public with me0
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She's a bit of a hermit0
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Jumped out of the pool and dragged me with him. The nerve of him!0
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I finally saw what was behind the shades and was frightened!
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Their idea of good food was McDonald's.0
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She was stuck up, Hey I sprung for the value meal!0
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Would only let me have a Happy Meal!0
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She wouldn't share her happy meal toy with me!0
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got mad when I wanted a happy ending after the happy meal0
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Never put his shirt back on0
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Always tried to avoid me!0
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She got jealous when I wanted to hang out with @Spnneil060
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Tried to break us up!
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Kept leaving lipstick stains on my clothes and made my girlfriend mad.0
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I awoke with a shaven head!0
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Didn't like being hairless.0
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Put Nair in my shampoo!0
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Made me shave even places I had no hair!
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Couldn't stand all the grey hairs..0
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Always using my running gear. Those are my shades!0
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She made fun of my taste in women.. said I kept bringing home crayon on my collar.0
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She beat me in the last marathon0
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He couldnt run and keep up!0
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He kept running away from me0
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She finished all the maple syrup0
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