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We broke up because...

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  • strwbry74
    strwbry74 Posts: 1,728 Member
    Nope, nope... we won't break up!
  • allstarbrand24
    allstarbrand24 Posts: 58 Member
    Because she loves horses more than me :(
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    Always got my name wrong. Peter instead of pewter :(
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    She kept calling out "Oh God Peter" when we made love, my names not Peter....
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    'cause he refused to use pet-names or euphemisms for his willie, wedding-tackle, snake-n-eggs, do-lolly, ...; "peter" being chief among them. This lead to him not being able to fulfill requests from his other partners.
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    He liked multiple partners that all named their junk. I'm a simple guy and don't need all that
  • Emmafire
    Emmafire Posts: 869 Member
    He wanted to dominate everything
  • Emmafire
    Emmafire Posts: 869 Member
    Non_Stop wrote: »
    She thought this was a democracy.

    He didn't understand the meaning behind the U.S constitution
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He was non_stop about everything talking, eating, being annoying, etc., etc., all except what I really wanted non_stop! :tongue:
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    she was all about the sex...couldn't get enough of my body. I just wanted sleep!
  • monstalosta
    monstalosta Posts: 2,248 Member
    Didn't like that I ate during sex
  • pechepanda
    pechepanda Posts: 7,939 Member
    She was always asleep, she even slept through my birthday and our anniversary. I needed more
  • LeoL87
    LeoL87 Posts: 127 Member
    She was too shy
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    His phone was too big! ;p
  • Carpedieznutz
    Carpedieznutz Posts: 1,166 Member
    She was actually an AI robot
  • Carpedieznutz
    Carpedieznutz Posts: 1,166 Member
    He told me to go make him a sandwi(t)ch and got mad when I made him one

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  • Ria_StayingFit
    Ria_StayingFit Posts: 6,891 Member
    He wanted me to wear a clown suit with the floppy shoes and red rubber nose during sexy times. That is not what I meant when I said I like roll playing.
  • Emmafire
    Emmafire Posts: 869 Member
    Ria_StayingFit wrote: »
    He wanted me to wear a clown suit with the floppy shoes and red rubber nose during sexy times. That is not what I meant when I said I like roll playing.

    She secretly had a thing for clowns ...
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    I didnt have the right equipment...she want a hose ... :p
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    Like she said, she doesn't have the right equipment
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    LiftingRiot wrote: »
    Like she said, she doesn't have the right equipment
    I had no idea what team he was batting for .....
    how was I to know he didnt like boobs and cat B)
  • khara2012
    khara2012 Posts: 1,051 Member
    edited May 2015
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    LiftingRiot wrote: »
    Like she said, she doesn't have the right equipment
    I had no idea what team he was batting for .....
    how was I to know he didnt like boobs and cat B)

    She tossed and turned in her sleep. A girl's gotta' have her beauty sleep!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Slept all day everyday....she was so freaking gorgeous with all that beauty sleep
  • oneunfitdad
    oneunfitdad Posts: 911 Member
    she hated the plank challenge
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Was a slave driver...causing pain :p
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    edited May 2015
    His idea of planking was tying the persons hands anf feet and making them walk the plank to their death
  • Luke_I_am_your_spotter
    Luke_I_am_your_spotter Posts: 4,179 Member
    she kept changing her profile picture
  • Emmafire
    Emmafire Posts: 869 Member
    She over dramatize
  • oneunfitdad
    oneunfitdad Posts: 911 Member
    edited May 2015
    Emmafire wrote: »
    She over dramatize

    she would not join the plank challenge
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Wanted to plank directly above me :p

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