We broke up because...

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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Paid more attention to the tv than me
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Was so jealous of the transvestites that @PewterSky had brought home to play with that she'd just not shud'dup about em. All I heard was TV this & that, and how @PewterSky had liked these transvestites more than her... Poor @slimgirljo15 was just a wreck about it; leaving no time to develop our relationship.
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    Was known to fabricate many things, like his age and the fact that he was an escaped convict
  • MaxPower0102
    MaxPower0102 Posts: 2,654 Member
    She said to-MAY-to, I said to-MAH-to
  • MadMc28
    MadMc28 Posts: 1,079 Member
    He hated how i said to-may-to
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    I couldn't understand how she talked, we lacked any real communications.
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    Had an imaginary friend named Pintko
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Talked to my imaginary friend instead of me
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    Had too much work to do and no time for me
  • bryantparson
    bryantparson Posts: 516 Member
    Only wanted me to do housework naked.
  • CasandraNS
    CasandraNS Posts: 1,960 Member
    He did housework naked!!
  • monstalosta
    monstalosta Posts: 2,248 Member
    I did everything naked
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    Was allergic to clothes. Wouldn't even suit up for weddings!
  • EZDUZIT68
    EZDUZIT68 Posts: 1,168 Member
    Wouldn't let me kiss her toes.
  • bryantparson
    bryantparson Posts: 516 Member
    I woke up hetero.
  • EZDUZIT68
    EZDUZIT68 Posts: 1,168 Member
    bryantparson wrote: »
    I woke up hetero.

    Just in time, apparently...
  • softblondechick
    softblondechick Posts: 1,275 Member
    edited May 2015
    He did not realize that the cat was permanent. Men are temporary.
  • EZDUZIT68
    EZDUZIT68 Posts: 1,168 Member
    softblondechick wrote: »
    He did not realize that the cat was permanent. Men are temporary.

    Did not like me using the cat as a chamois to wash the car...
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    Insisted on preparing foods with color specific ingredients only.
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    was a picky eater
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Would eat anything...including dirt and coal...and a few other things I couldnt identify :p
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    Lmao complained about me wanting to eat the other things
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    I was okay with him eating the other things but they gave him funky breath
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    tried feeding me breath mints all the time
  • abbylisious
    abbylisious Posts: 391 Member
    He just couldn't take a hint..accept the mint already!
  • Tenmidwest
    Tenmidwest Posts: 1,369 Member
    Staying in bed constantly was unhealthy
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    I woke to discover that we actually had been in a relationship, and that it hadn't been only a dream. It was all going so well ... surely, it must have been a dream
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He Dreams about having a relationship with Tenmidwest! :angry:
  • cdcruizer05
    cdcruizer05 Posts: 1,006 Member
    insisted on driving everytime we'd go out, but she's a terrible, i mean terrible driver!
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    She fancied our neighbour more and was utterly fascinated by them!

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