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    We broke up because...

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      Paid more attention to the tv than me
    • Posts: 7,223 Member
      Was so jealous of the transvestites that @PewterSky had brought home to play with that she'd just not shud'dup about em. All I heard was TV this & that, and how @PewterSky had liked these transvestites more than her... Poor @slimgirljo15 was just a wreck about it; leaving no time to develop our relationship.
    • Posts: 9,224 Member
      Was known to fabricate many things, like his age and the fact that he was an escaped convict
    • Posts: 2,654 Member
      She said to-MAY-to, I said to-MAH-to
    • Posts: 1,079 Member
      He hated how i said to-may-to
    • Posts: 3,974 Member
      I couldn't understand how she talked, we lacked any real communications.
    • Posts: 9,224 Member
      Had an imaginary friend named Pintko
    • Posts: 3,974 Member
      Talked to my imaginary friend instead of me
    • Posts: 9,224 Member
      Had too much work to do and no time for me
    • Posts: 516 Member
      Only wanted me to do housework naked.
    • Posts: 1,960 Member
      He did housework naked!!
    • Posts: 2,248 Member
      I did everything naked
    • Posts: 9,224 Member
      Was allergic to clothes. Wouldn't even suit up for weddings!
    • Posts: 1,168 Member
      Wouldn't let me kiss her toes.
    • Posts: 516 Member
      I woke up hetero.
    • Posts: 1,168 Member
      bryantparson wrote: »
      I woke up hetero.

      Just in time, apparently...
    • Posts: 1,275 Member
      edited May 2015
      He did not realize that the cat was permanent. Men are temporary.
    • Posts: 1,168 Member
      softblondechick wrote: »
      He did not realize that the cat was permanent. Men are temporary.

      Did not like me using the cat as a chamois to wash the car...
    • Posts: 9,224 Member
      Insisted on preparing foods with color specific ingredients only.
    • Posts: 3,665 Member
      was a picky eater
    • Posts: 269,456 Member
      Would eat anything...including dirt and coal...and a few other things I couldnt identify :p
    • Posts: 3,665 Member
      Lmao complained about me wanting to eat the other things
    • Posts: 269,456 Member
      I was okay with him eating the other things but they gave him funky breath
    • Posts: 3,665 Member
      tried feeding me breath mints all the time
    • Posts: 391 Member
      He just couldn't take a hint..accept the mint already!
    • Posts: 1,369 Member
      Staying in bed constantly was unhealthy
    • Posts: 7,223 Member
      I woke to discover that we actually had been in a relationship, and that it hadn't been only a dream. It was all going so well ... surely, it must have been a dream
    • Posts: 195,832 Member
      He Dreams about having a relationship with Tenmidwest! :angry:
    • Posts: 1,006 Member
      insisted on driving everytime we'd go out, but she's a terrible, i mean terrible driver!
    • Posts: 9,224 Member
      She fancied our neighbour more and was utterly fascinated by them!

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