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We broke up because...
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She perforated my ear drum with her vocal chords!0
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Her purple hair was more bold than my Red! She got all the attention!
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Her stare was too piercing0
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She used peppermint in just about everything, cakes, curries, her perfume was peppermint too!0
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He thought I should serve him breakfast in bed, when I thought we should have brunch at a restaurant.0
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She doesnt know the difference between male & female!
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She would take 5 hours to get ready for going out. By then, I had already gone off and came back home...alone.0
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She was jealous because I literally can be out the door in fifteen minutes!!! 0
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... but @pewtersky would visit me while she was out, sadly she insisted on returning home alone; I could not keep her
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He always quote Yoda, think I0
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*gasp* You never could keep a secret! Breaking up with you!0
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She wouldn't make me a dress0
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You never let me borrow those yards of silks and chiffons you kept hidden in your closet!0
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She always wanted me to wear a Tutu!0
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I'm a hoarder she just didn't understand I may need that silk and chiffon someday0
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Her logic was too superior for me o.o0
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She was too illogical
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She just laid around all day0
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He had nicer lips than me!0
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She couldn't keep up with me in the lovin' department.0
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He was way too confident! 0
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suffered from illusions of grandeur0
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My women couldn't even understand me0
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Wouldn't agree to see a shrink. I tried everything!0
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She was so crazy she thought everybody else had problems.0
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He was the crazy one….my voices said he is0
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Her voices told her to put a pillow over my face one night!
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She kept wearing this funky tutu0
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Referred to my designed dresses as funky and flea market material0
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Was a Flea Market Snob!0
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