We broke up because...

SuperSnoopy

She thinks I'm a psycho

PewterSky

Slept with knives under his pillow

novelle21

Paranoid that I might murder her in her sleep.

Deltaoutlaw

Tried to murder me in my sleep.

47Jacqueline

Was paranoid

PewterSky

Spoke too little.... The quiet drove me insane at times

Alisontheice

She never stopped talking. Which is normally good but I like talking so we clashed

PewterSky

She wouldn't teach me how to skate

blossomholly

she had verbal diarrhea

Alisontheice

If only she had asked....then we wouldn't have this horrible rift between us

kjm3579

Wouldn't tell me anything, she expected me to ask her for every little detail

PewterSky

Was tardy, showing up at the time when I was about to leave

kjm3579

Was never on schedule, would always be going when I was coming.

47Jacqueline

We had different priorities

kjm3579

Her priority was meeting other guys in our bed

PewterSky

He thought he was the best! He wasn't!

kjm3579

She always told me her other lovers were better than me, she had delusions

slimgirljo15

Nope he said no breaking up ...never

kjm3579

One does not break up with his Dear Heart !!!

fliesdonotbelong

He doesn't like steak as much as I do.

novelle21

She ate my steak.

slimgirljo15

she was like a ferocious animal if I touched her food

PewterSky

She would hiss at me and spit venom when angry!

nelliiann

She always ate my damn food

deviboy1592

She didn't like the fact that I cook naked.

nelliiann

deviboy1592 wrote: »

She didn't like the fact that I cook naked.

Lol now that right there is realationship goals

novelle21

She never cooked for me.

slimgirljo15

She cooked ...but boy was that slop inedible

tinuz

my dinner was always cold

novelle21

He's always late for dinner.