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We broke up because...

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  • novelle21
    novelle21 Posts: 819 Member
    Rolls around all the time
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    'cause she was just to introverted and private to play with me as I'd like. We went to Fantasy Fest last autumn and she complained that her new collar was too tight. Well, dear, there are others who have professed an interest in that collar; so I moved on...
  • 4ever420
    4ever420 Posts: 4,088 Member
    He was so quick to move on to his next conquest
  • burning2much
    burning2much Posts: 4,846 Member
    She always wanted to stay in
  • 4ever420
    4ever420 Posts: 4,088 Member
    He never wore a shirt in public, we couldn't even get into a restaurant
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    She had this habit of stealing and selling my valuable things, one day I caught her with my grandmother's ring in her pocket. I gave her the boot then.
  • novelle21
    novelle21 Posts: 819 Member
    She accused me of stealing and didn't bother to give me the chance to explain what happened. So I decided to just let the inevitable happen.
  • ZeeShay
    ZeeShay Posts: 1,132 Member
    She doesn't like to share
  • pickledpete
    pickledpete Posts: 48 Member
    She had sex with my sister.
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    pickledpete wrote: »
    She had sex with my sister.
    ... well, THAT's a long list...

    She was so worried about her sister's many relationships, that she barely realized that she was destroying her own... ours :cry:
  • novelle21
    novelle21 Posts: 819 Member
    He's married.
  • monstalosta
    monstalosta Posts: 2,248 Member
    edited May 2015
    You wouldn't mow the yard
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    Kept complaining about the work I gave him
  • BigLifter10
    BigLifter10 Posts: 1,153 Member
    He said he would keep me serviced - then would forget.
  • angelxbaby714
    angelxbaby714 Posts: 937 Member
    monstalosta wrote: »
    You wouldn't mow the yard

    He couldn't handle this lol :D
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    they didn't like that I disappear for long periods of time, would always question it.
  • 4ever420
    4ever420 Posts: 4,088 Member
    She disappeared for such long periods of time :(
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  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited May 2015
    Beast_Mode_Engaged wrote: »
    I smoked her last bowl.
    ...kept wander around the house yelling, "Hello Pants!" over and over... (also, should move to Colorado, if he's worried about "last bowl".)

  • Carpedieznutz
    Carpedieznutz Posts: 1,166 Member
    He asked if he could have a threesome with an apple pie and Jason Biggs
  • Yogi_warrior
    Yogi_warrior Posts: 5,464 Member
    Ate too much apple pie
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    he always wanted me to be on American Gladiators and I was old and tired!!! :tired_face:
  • Yogi_warrior
    Yogi_warrior Posts: 5,464 Member
    She was tired, couldn't keep up with me.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He ran Marathons every day!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She couldn't stand the heat :p
  • ScorpioJack_91
    ScorpioJack_91 Posts: 5,241 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    She couldn't stand the heat :p

    She was too hot for me
  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
    He was too cool for me
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Refused to play sexi-time with Jason Biggs, an Apple Pie, and me :(
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Hated that I singed his hair ;)
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She bites! :naughty:

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