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We broke up because...

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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    What!!! You ate the ice cream too :'(:'(
  • novelle21
    novelle21 Posts: 819 Member
    Well~ For what it's worth, you could've picked a better hiding place~ teehee! ;)
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    But I thought three mile down the road in the neighbours fridge was a great hiding spot... :#
  • novelle21
    novelle21 Posts: 819 Member
    Not when you go there every night to borrow some eggs. Seriously, we have a fridge full of them.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited May 2015
    But the eggs come with a massage there...you only gave me toast with mine :p
  • novelle21
    novelle21 Posts: 819 Member
    Hey! They are perfectly toasted!
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    Kept talking about food but never prepared any breakfast for me!
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    I think she just kept me.around to cook for her
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Wasnt that great a cook :p
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    No! I loved you for your beatiful heart and soul. Honest :blush:

    But you did bake delicious things
  • monstalosta
    monstalosta Posts: 2,248 Member
    Flashed everyone even my dog
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He wasn't into boobs
  • novelle21
    novelle21 Posts: 819 Member
    Wakes me up every morning to make her breakfast. (It's too early! I need sleep!)
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited May 2015
    Theres always that hour I give you between 2 and 3 am to sleep ...my breakfast is important
  • novelle21
    novelle21 Posts: 819 Member
    So's my sleep! And why'd you change the password for the wifi again?
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    Her demands were never ending
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Wanted all the island eye candy for herself :p
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    Because you promised me I could, then broke that promise and my heart :(
  • novelle21
    novelle21 Posts: 819 Member
    She assumes everything I say is some sort of a promise.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Couldn't rely on her, she was always chasing other dudes
  • tinuz
    tinuz Posts: 1,123 Member
    He cant cook....
  • novelle21
    novelle21 Posts: 819 Member
    He takes wayyyy too many selfies.
  • tinuz
    tinuz Posts: 1,123 Member
    have to speak REALLY LOUD FOR HER TO LISTEN TO ME!!!
  • deviboy1592
    deviboy1592 Posts: 989 Member
    Wouldn't sneak me into the water park he worked at. Made me pay, very inconsiderate
  • novelle21
    novelle21 Posts: 819 Member
    Refused to take off his cap, even in the shower....
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Because every morning I would leave a nicely prepared warm breakfast out for her, and she still had the good sense to avoid me altogether.
  • novelle21
    novelle21 Posts: 819 Member
    Wakes me up every morning for breakfast.... It's 4AM in the morning...
  • tinuz
    tinuz Posts: 1,123 Member
    still wont listen to me :p
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He's always yelling at me!
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    I speak loudly she thought that was yelling

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