baked 3 choc chip cookies... roommate ate em all

i had leftover cookie dough and baked up 3 choc chip cookies with it
i took them out of the oven and let them cool on the counter
went back to the kitchen one hour later and they were all gone

im ticked off right now. i workout everyday and in great shape and my fat roommate grazes everything in the kitchen, but i didnt think he would touch 3 cookies that i baked myself. hes a nice guy too i dont why he would do such a thing. doesnt even ask for one but eats all 3? sat night and i really wanted those freshly baked choco chip cookies from expensive gourmet cookie dough. i am pissed!! :mad:
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  • melindasuefritz
    melindasuefritz Posts: 3,509 Member
    why are you eating cookies?????????
  • why are you eating cookies?????????
    because i do cardio
  • BenchPressingCats
    BenchPressingCats Posts: 1,826 Member
    why are you eating cookies?????????

    Why not eat cookies?
  • Just break up.
    this guy is a human vacuum. i dont care since i dont eat most of the stuff he eats.
    but these damn cookies man..... they were my substitute for sex tonight :frown:
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
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  • DalekBrittany
    DalekBrittany Posts: 1,748 Member
    why are you eating cookies?????????

    Why is that your concern? :huh:


    Talk to him about it. Just be like, dude, those were my cookies. I don't appreciate you eating them. You could have asked if you wanted one. Might help set up more boundaries.
  • schondell
    schondell Posts: 556 Member
    He probably has an eating disorder and can't help himself.
  • Mustang_Susie
    Mustang_Susie Posts: 7,045 Member
    You fired up the oven just to bake three cookies?
    You should have made some fish sticks too, then he would have eaten those instead.
  • AllonsYtotheTardis
    AllonsYtotheTardis Posts: 16,947 Member
    The secret to getting along with a room mate is making sure he is terrified of making you mad.
  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
    why are you eating cookies?????????

    Why is that your concern? :huh:


    Talk to him about it. Just be like, dude, those were my cookies. I don't appreciate you eating them. You could have asked if you wanted one. Might help set up more boundaries.

    Far too reasonable. Not allowed.
  • Pink_turnip
    Pink_turnip Posts: 280 Member
    why are you eating cookies?????????
    because cookies are delicious?
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
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    maybe you have mice?
  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
    why are you eating cookies?????????

    Why shouldn't the OP eat cookies? There's nothing wrong with 3 chocolate chip cookies, it's not like we're talking about eating a whole batch.

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    And yes, OP, talk to your roommate.
  • brower47
    brower47 Posts: 16,356 Member
    why are you eating cookies?????????

    ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

    Why so many question marks? Is that like yelling a question or something?

    Also, why not eat cookies?
  • benol1
    benol1 Posts: 867 Member
    Cook another batch and leave them out.
    This time - don't use chocolate but chocolate flavoured laxative.

    Trust me, he'll get the message.
  • JUDDDing
    JUDDDing Posts: 1,367 Member
    You only made 3 cookies? I'd find a better roommate if I was him.
  • 3foldchord
    3foldchord Posts: 2,918 Member
    why are you eating cookies?????????

    Why was there left over cookie dough in the first place??
  • cmeiron
    cmeiron Posts: 1,599 Member
    why are you eating cookies?????????

    Why shouldn't the OP eat cookies? There's nothing wrong with 3 chocolate chip cookies, it's not like we're talking about eating a whole batch.

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    Ooooooh, preeetty. (And what's wrong with a whole batch? :tongue: )
  • gonnamakeanewaccount
    gonnamakeanewaccount Posts: 642 Member
    why are you eating cookies?????????

    What's wrong with eating cookies?

    IIFYM.
  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
    why are you eating cookies?????????

    Why shouldn't the OP eat cookies? There's nothing wrong with 3 chocolate chip cookies, it's not like we're talking about eating a whole batch.

    tumblr_mc4ngpyXvS1rz20dio3_250_zpsd4cd43e4.gif

    Ooooooh, preeetty. (And what's wrong with a whole batch? :tongue: )

    If it fits your macros :drinker:
  • mem50
    mem50 Posts: 1,384 Member
    Sooooo...next time you make cookies put something else in them along with the chocolate chips...if you get my drift. That will teach him not to touch your cookies anymore. Oh and make at least a dozen...:devil:

    oops, did not get my two cents in before someone else said it.
  • Just break up.
    this guy is a human vacuum. i dont care since i dont eat most of the stuff he eats.
    but these damn cookies man..... they were my substitute for sex tonight :frown:

    Tis a sad day when one must substitute cookies for coochie! :bigsmile:
  • ItsCasey
    ItsCasey Posts: 4,021 Member
    I really think this situation requires a punch in the throat.
  • brower47
    brower47 Posts: 16,356 Member
    Just break up.
    this guy is a human vacuum. i dont care since i dont eat most of the stuff he eats.
    but these damn cookies man..... they were my substitute for sex tonight :frown:

    It's time for you to move into the digital age. :smokin:
  • why are you eating cookies?????????

    Why shouldn't the OP eat cookies? There's nothing wrong with 3 chocolate chip cookies, it's not like we're talking about eating a whole batch.

    tumblr_mc4ngpyXvS1rz20dio3_250_zpsd4cd43e4.gif

    Ooooooh, preeetty. (And what's wrong with a whole batch? :tongue: )

    If it fits your macros :drinker:

    Today's my DGAF day. Went 800 calories over.....it was delicious. Oreos & crunch n munch!
  • melindasuefritz
    melindasuefritz Posts: 3,509 Member
    so we all do cardio
  • kelbelzz
    kelbelzz Posts: 92 Member
    You fired up the oven just to bake three cookies?
    You should have made some fish sticks too, then he would have eaten those instead.

    If I was mean and ate other people's food, I would leave the fish sticks and take the cookies lol.
  • melindasuefritz
    melindasuefritz Posts: 3,509 Member
    u should be thanking him
  • brower47
    brower47 Posts: 16,356 Member
    so we all do cardio

    so many of us like cookies

    What's your point exactly?
  • greenmonstergirl
    greenmonstergirl Posts: 619 Member
    Make more cookies...put laxative in them. Then when he's on the toilet so much, ask what is wrong. Then explain to him that sometimes when "people" eat other "people's" food, they might get sick. It worked for me at my job when people were stealing my lunch. I fixed THEIR wagon!!!! I told them next time it's rat poison!