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MFP gods of mythology

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  • ljohnson216
    ljohnson216 Posts: 89 Member
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    OdesAngel wrote: »
    ndj1979 wrote: »
    Paleoiditus - the god of eating the way caveman did and this is the most natural and healthy way to eat.
    All hail Paleoiditus!
    Lord of The One True Way!

    Grunt.
  • ninerbuff
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    MrsBooBear wrote: »
    Impedicus - The followers of this God(mostly female) pay homage to Impedicus by holding "mothers meetings" in the direct path of oncoming swimmers.

    Impedicus is Brother to Choosealaneius.
    HAHAHAHA! I've seen this so many times in our pools.

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  • ninerbuff
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    Gruntustheloudicus- god who must make the most noise in the gym when lifting any amount of weight. Even wrist curls.

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  • Liftng4Lis
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    ninerbuff wrote: »
    Gruntustheloudicus- god who must make the most noise in the gym when lifting any amount of weight. Even wrist curls.
    Laughsssss right!
  • ninerbuff
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    Creepidus- god who just walks around the gym and doesn't work out to just stare at people. Brings in a gym bag and everything. What the hell is in that gym bag?

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  • JeriAnne84
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    ninerbuff wrote: »
    Creepidus- god who just walks around the gym and doesn't work out to just stare at people. Brings in a gym bag and everything. What the hell is in that gym bag?

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    Probably left over body parts he hasn't dumped yet.
  • Just_Ceci
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    I can't believe I just found this! Hilarious!

    Suckedintoiticus- god of naming forum threads that you just have to click to see what it's all about.

    Productivicious- god of wasting time at work reading forums.
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,139 Member
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    JeriAnne84 wrote: »
    Breakupttis - Watches over relationships threads to inform you that you should just break up.

    is that why we broke up???????
  • ndj1979
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    Circodides and her brother Circuitdidus - god and goddess of the circuit trainers who set up a five machine circuit during peak gym time and then complain when people take over station 1 while they are on station 3....
  • ljohnson216
    ljohnson216 Posts: 89 Member
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    Today I was worshipping Sluggisiticus, the goddess of not wanting to log your food diary and her sister Slothetheus, the goddess of laziness. I need the great god of energy and spirit Motivus Prime to ride down on his red bull (it's got wings) and slay them with his sword of inspiration.
  • ninerbuff
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    Juiciticus- Joe Cross's favorite god. Lots of people offer blenders of juice for sacrifice.

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  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,139 Member
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    crossfiticus - the god of mixing weight training with gymnastics
  • JeriAnne84
    JeriAnne84 Posts: 543 Member
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    ndj1979 wrote: »
    JeriAnne84 wrote: »
    Breakupttis - Watches over relationships threads to inform you that you should just break up.

    is that why we broke up???????

    gods have a sick sense of humor...and can be dicks sometimes.
  • iwillsucceed0444
    iwillsucceed0444 Posts: 432 Member
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    Hahaha omg this thread is hilarious!
  • MrsBooBear
    MrsBooBear Posts: 12,619 Member
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    Spamalotican - God Of Baba-ji-bring back lostlove-have big business-interacial family solution et al
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,569 Member
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    MrsBooBear wrote: »
    Spamalotican - God Of Baba-ji-bring back lostlove-have big business-interacial family solution et al
    Hahahahaha! One of the best ones yet!

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  • MrsBooBear
    MrsBooBear Posts: 12,619 Member
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    ;)
  • Liftng4Lis
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    Ceci_O_K wrote: »
    I can't believe I just found this! Hilarious!

    Suckedintoiticus- god of naming forum threads that you just have to click to see what it's all about.

    Productivicious- god of wasting time at work reading forums.

    laughsssss! Fills our days!
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,139 Member
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    setlodities - the god of asking how many sets you have left…..
  • cheshirecatastrophe
    cheshirecatastrophe Posts: 1,395 Member
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    Aphrodiet - goddess of new members seeking to loose weight quickly

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