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MFP gods of mythology

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  • tonybalony01
    tonybalony01 Posts: 613 Member
    edited April 2015
    Timewasticus - god of ingenious threads that you just have to sit and read all the posts, ignoring all else until you get to the latest one
    and his brother:
    Catgificles - god of cat gif threads because cats and internets.
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,678 Member
    Aquaticles-goddess of water consumption. She'll tell you wether to use the 8x8 rule or calculate ounces based on weight. Non-worshipers will dry up and die.
  • JeannieAuddy
    JeannieAuddy Posts: 15 Member
    Airfreshwalkicus - god of fresh air and walking. After eating 1/4 of a chocolate bar will suddenly strike you with an uncontrollable force - you will put on your sneakers and go outside for a brisk walk. This god will "keep on track"...
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,974 Member
    Fridayopolis- god who encourages those to make wacky threads before heading into the weeknend.

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
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  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,974 Member
    Cardiobunnia- goddess who demands that followers do only cardio machines for exercise. Will strike down follower attempting any form of resistance training in their tracks.

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
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  • Slinky_BraveHeartBunsOfSteel
    Slinky_BraveHeartBunsOfSteel Posts: 10,905 Member
    edited April 2015
    Askholius- repeatedly asks people for advice, only to ignore aforementioned advice completely. :)
  • crosstraindylan
    crosstraindylan Posts: 124 Member
    Bananum- God of all bananaites and runners, gives the gift of bananas to his followers
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    WonListentous - comes to the forum to ask questions and disagrees with facts until they find someone who grees with them.
  • MrsBooBear
    MrsBooBear Posts: 12,618 Member
    Texticusonlycus= God of lazy people who only type in txt spch.
  • wolfruhn
    wolfruhn Posts: 3,025 Member
    fiveadayinius - god of the nannied
  • jontucc
    jontucc Posts: 142 Member
    Starvamodicus - will make your body put on weight even in calorie deficit
  • chimptron
    chimptron Posts: 1,448 Member
    I didn't read all 9 pages so I hope no one has mentioned this lesser - known deity:

    Gluteus Minimus - he makes you work your butt off.
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,974 Member
    edited April 2015
    PROCRASTIUS- god who worshiped by those who believe that there's always time to start later

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
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  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,974 Member
    bump
  • MrsBooBear
    MrsBooBear Posts: 12,618 Member
    Butthurticus - Mischeivous God who encourages his followers to get offended about every slight, imagined or actual.
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    Derpoditus - spreads misinformation as fact and is closely related to Broscienceoditus
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    MedusaThreadie- one venomous topic, keeps splitting off and snaking into multiple threads ---difficult to kill. (Please call mod Perseus.)
  • momasox
    momasox Posts: 158 Member
    MrsBooBear wrote: »
    Nilfatimus - If it's not low fat, prepare for oblivion.

    ^^^ my fave. love it.
  • JamesBeeson71
    JamesBeeson71 Posts: 1 Member
    Gluttonous- God of voracious insatiable eating. Beware of Gluttonous! He is evil.
  • rjmudlax13
    rjmudlax13 Posts: 900 Member
    Thighgapidussa - Goddess and keeper of the elusive thigh gap. If you look directly at her thigh gap, you will turn to stone!
  • VeryKatie
    VeryKatie Posts: 5,961 Member
    edited July 2015
    Nitpictis - The goddess of all those who nitpick on things that just don't matter or are just a figure of speech.

    Eg. "Muscle weighs more than fat" - She is the goddess of those who would harp over and over on the wording of that phrase instead acknowledging that they mean, "volume for volume, muscle weighs more than fat" and then refuse to actually help the original poster.

    Or

    Eg. "I want to loose weight" - She resides over those who will simply bug the poster that you can't "loose" weight but they can "lose" weight who again refuse to give helpful advise.
  • lborsato1
    lborsato1 Posts: 1,011 Member
    Farticus - love child of Lord Twinkie, and his mortal enemy, Lady Broccoli.
  • MrsBooBear
    MrsBooBear Posts: 12,618 Member
    Multifriendicus- God of "friend collectors" Followers of this God will add you for numbers only. Expect no interaction from these disciples!
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Deleticus-Publicus: the Demi god that insists you announce you are about to delete lame-O's from your FL, so that people on the edge try to win back your favor. Work for it!
  • rjmudlax13
    rjmudlax13 Posts: 900 Member
    VeryKatie wrote: »
    Nitpictis - The goddess of all those who nitpick on things that just don't matter or are just a figure of speech.

    Eg. "Muscle weighs more than fat" - She is the goddess of those who would harp over and over on the wording of that phrase instead acknowledging that they mean, "volume for volume, muscle weighs more than fat" and then refuse to actually help the original poster.

    Or

    Eg. "I want to loose weight" - She resides over those who will simply bug the poster that you can't "loose" weight but they can "lose" weight who again refuse to give helpful advise.

    Don't forget her brother: Pedanticus - The god of ensuring everyone in the universe knows that he knows all things.
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    supporticus - The god that supports every single MFP idea, no matter how outlandish or ridiculous.
  • andympanda
    andympanda Posts: 763 Member
    Detoxacati. - the god of making money of people's ignorance.
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,974 Member
    Wrappadite- goddess who entwines people with chemical doused bandages claiming waist reduction is entirely possible with this method.

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
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  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,974 Member
    bum[
  • bri170lb
    bri170lb Posts: 1,375 Member
    edited December 2015
    saggyandbaggy wrote: »
    baggitonius - god of clothes that suddenly get too big

    Ah! Yes! I worshipped at Baggitonious's alter today in the Treadmilletheon.

    I brought pleasing a sacrifice of a shirt that kept slipping off my sholders, pants that needed constant pulling up, a bra that allowed my boobs slip out at the bottom and undies that only stayed on because I kept pulling up my pants.

    I believe Baggatonious will soon rain favor down upon me in the form of mannastor giftcardium.

    I pray for his continued generosity!
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