MFP gods of mythology
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Timewasticus - god of ingenious threads that you just have to sit and read all the posts, ignoring all else until you get to the latest one
and his brother:
Catgificles - god of cat gif threads because cats and internets.0 -
Aquaticles-goddess of water consumption. She'll tell you wether to use the 8x8 rule or calculate ounces based on weight. Non-worshipers will dry up and die.0
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Airfreshwalkicus - god of fresh air and walking. After eating 1/4 of a chocolate bar will suddenly strike you with an uncontrollable force - you will put on your sneakers and go outside for a brisk walk. This god will "keep on track"...0
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Cardiobunnia- goddess who demands that followers do only cardio machines for exercise. Will strike down follower attempting any form of resistance training in their tracks.
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Askholius- repeatedly asks people for advice, only to ignore aforementioned advice completely.0
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Bananum- God of all bananaites and runners, gives the gift of bananas to his followers0
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WonListentous - comes to the forum to ask questions and disagrees with facts until they find someone who grees with them.0
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Texticusonlycus= God of lazy people who only type in txt spch.0
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fiveadayinius - god of the nannied0
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Starvamodicus - will make your body put on weight even in calorie deficit0
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I didn't read all 9 pages so I hope no one has mentioned this lesser - known deity:
Gluteus Minimus - he makes you work your butt off.0 -
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Butthurticus - Mischeivous God who encourages his followers to get offended about every slight, imagined or actual.0
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Derpoditus - spreads misinformation as fact and is closely related to Broscienceoditus0
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MedusaThreadie- one venomous topic, keeps splitting off and snaking into multiple threads ---difficult to kill. (Please call mod Perseus.)0
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Gluttonous- God of voracious insatiable eating. Beware of Gluttonous! He is evil.0
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Thighgapidussa - Goddess and keeper of the elusive thigh gap. If you look directly at her thigh gap, you will turn to stone!0
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