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MFP gods of mythology

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  • tonybalony01
    tonybalony01 Posts: 613 Member
    edited April 2015
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    Timewasticus - god of ingenious threads that you just have to sit and read all the posts, ignoring all else until you get to the latest one
    and his brother:
    Catgificles - god of cat gif threads because cats and internets.
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,679 Member
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    Aquaticles-goddess of water consumption. She'll tell you wether to use the 8x8 rule or calculate ounces based on weight. Non-worshipers will dry up and die.
  • JeannieAuddy
    JeannieAuddy Posts: 15 Member
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    Airfreshwalkicus - god of fresh air and walking. After eating 1/4 of a chocolate bar will suddenly strike you with an uncontrollable force - you will put on your sneakers and go outside for a brisk walk. This god will "keep on track"...
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,565 Member
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    Fridayopolis- god who encourages those to make wacky threads before heading into the weeknend.

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition

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  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,565 Member
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    Cardiobunnia- goddess who demands that followers do only cardio machines for exercise. Will strike down follower attempting any form of resistance training in their tracks.

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition

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  • Slinky_BraveHeartBunsOfSteel
    Slinky_BraveHeartBunsOfSteel Posts: 10,891 Member
    edited April 2015
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    Askholius- repeatedly asks people for advice, only to ignore aforementioned advice completely. :)
  • crosstraindylan
    crosstraindylan Posts: 124 Member
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    Bananum- God of all bananaites and runners, gives the gift of bananas to his followers
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,841 Member
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    WonListentous - comes to the forum to ask questions and disagrees with facts until they find someone who grees with them.
  • MrsBooBear
    MrsBooBear Posts: 12,619 Member
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    Texticusonlycus= God of lazy people who only type in txt spch.
  • wolfruhn
    wolfruhn Posts: 3,025 Member
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    fiveadayinius - god of the nannied
  • jontucc
    jontucc Posts: 142 Member
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    Starvamodicus - will make your body put on weight even in calorie deficit
  • chimptron
    chimptron Posts: 1,448 Member
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    I didn't read all 9 pages so I hope no one has mentioned this lesser - known deity:

    Gluteus Minimus - he makes you work your butt off.
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,565 Member
    edited April 2015
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    PROCRASTIUS- god who worshiped by those who believe that there's always time to start later

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition

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  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,565 Member
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    bump
  • MrsBooBear
    MrsBooBear Posts: 12,619 Member
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    Butthurticus - Mischeivous God who encourages his followers to get offended about every slight, imagined or actual.
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,139 Member
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    Derpoditus - spreads misinformation as fact and is closely related to Broscienceoditus
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,733 Member
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    MedusaThreadie- one venomous topic, keeps splitting off and snaking into multiple threads ---difficult to kill. (Please call mod Perseus.)
  • momasox
    momasox Posts: 158 Member
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    MrsBooBear wrote: »
    Nilfatimus - If it's not low fat, prepare for oblivion.

    ^^^ my fave. love it.
  • JamesBeeson71
    JamesBeeson71 Posts: 1 Member
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    Gluttonous- God of voracious insatiable eating. Beware of Gluttonous! He is evil.
  • rjmudlax13
    rjmudlax13 Posts: 909 Member
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    Thighgapidussa - Goddess and keeper of the elusive thigh gap. If you look directly at her thigh gap, you will turn to stone!