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MFP gods of mythology

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  • AglaeaC
    AglaeaC Posts: 1,974 Member
    edited February 2015
    Insecuritos, God of choosing unhealth over health because of insecurities and fears.

    I know him, which is why I out him this bluntly.

    ETA And quite nicely, this was my 2000th post here. Seems like it was meant to be :smile:
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    Liftng4Lis wrote: »
    erroneuslogemus- God of the "but I'm logging correctly".

    Lolololol, brb, I light candle.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    Halfassmarticus: A wiseacre who does things only halfway right logs on like a motherplucker and then sits around in private whining about why is it not working?
  • Liftng4Lis
    Liftng4Lis Posts: 15,151 Member
    MyChocolateDiet wrote: »
    Halfassmarticus: A wiseacre who does things only halfway right logs on like a motherplucker and then sits around in private whining about why is it not working?

    LMFAO!!
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    Floseidon: The lone male brave enough to venture into a TOM thread. He can handle it in there because he is not a mere mortal.
  • cheshirecatastrophe
    cheshirecatastrophe Posts: 1,395 Member
    Cocoapelli - my god.
  • Calliope610
    Calliope610 Posts: 3,783 Member
    edited February 2015
    Tonecia and Nobulkia, the twin muses of little pink weights
  • Calliope610
    Calliope610 Posts: 3,783 Member
    Addicticus, the god of pimping out our grandmother for a dozen doughnuts, cupcakes or a "family size" bag of chips.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    Leda and the Flan: She really really had no control over what that flan did to her. It was a very very powerful flan, it was after all underneath all caramel liquid and creamy white sweetness a god of the highest echelons.
  • zoeysasha37
    zoeysasha37 Posts: 7,088 Member
    Best thread of all times!!!!!!
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    Thorsmom05 wrote: »
    Best thread of all times!!!!!!

    Srsly
  • SaintGiff
    SaintGiff Posts: 3,679 Member
    FiveusByFiveus - The false god worshipped by devout masses who attack all who dare question his supremacy.
  • juliet3455
    juliet3455 Posts: 3,015 Member
    edited February 2015
    As requested by
    emily_stew wrote: »
    And someone needs to help me think of a name for the god/ess of doing stupid *kitten* in the name of losing 15 lbs in 3 weeks in order to look perfect in a bikini or for that bridesmaid dress.

    I present The Twin Sisters:

    Bikiniana? the goddess of doing stupid *kitten* in the name of losing 15 lbs in 3 weeks in order to look perfect in a bikini. Sister to BrideZilliaOppolus

    BrideZilliaOppolus : the goddess of doing stupid *kitten* in the name of losing 15 lbs in 3 weeks in order to look perfect in a bridesmaid dress. Sister to Bikiniana?

    QuoteOppolus: The verbally challenged - use other peoples *kitten* and pretends they did it.
  • Liftng4Lis
    Liftng4Lis Posts: 15,151 Member
    Illiternos- The overseer of the the idiots who want to "loose" weight.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    edited February 2015
    Torsonysus: God of wine, abs, parties and festivals, madness, chaos, drunkenness, drugs, and ecstasy. While mere mortals drunk dial when under the influence, he possesses the fingers of MFPers who have had any inkling of success and commands them to post torso avatars of themselves as divine commerce in exchange for him allowing them to keep such abs whilst returning to the rituals of wines and ales.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    All hail, Torsonysus!
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    Cindy4FunFit wrote: »
    All hail, Torsonysus!

    All hail! He combined with Afollow have made my FL a heaven on earth!
  • CyberTone
    CyberTone Posts: 7,337 Member
    Voodoomathematica - goddess that makes a pound of muscle weigh more than a pound of fat.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    STARTemis /stˈɑrtɨmɨs/ was one of the most widely venerated of the MFP deities. Her BB.COM equivalent is Do-overa.[1] Some scholars[2] believe that the name, and indeed the goddess herself, was originally pre-MFP.[3] Sparkpeople refers to her as STArtemis Agrowtera, Potbellynia Theron: "STArtemis of the wildland, Mistress of Cleanses".[4] The Arcadians believed she was the daughter of DismalFailure[5]

    Source: http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artemis
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  • campdawson
    campdawson Posts: 69 Member
    Undergoalnessa: Goddess who receives tribute from those who consistently come in under; repeated calorie deficits are the ultimate forms of homage and respect.
  • flatlndr
    flatlndr Posts: 713 Member
    "Lifta" and "Cardybdis" ... sail carefully between the heavy rocks on one side and the heart pounding swift movements on the other, as you journey to your fitness home.
  • flatlndr
    flatlndr Posts: 713 Member
    Liftng4Lis wrote: »
    Illiternos- The overseer of the the idiots who want to "loose" weight.

    Yes! Yes! Yes!!!
  • MrsBooBear
    MrsBooBear Posts: 12,618 Member
    Voiderinam- Greater God who taught the importance of emptying bowel and bladder before offering oneself to The Scale.
  • Sued0nim
    Sued0nim Posts: 17,456 Member
    Notmyfaulteus: patron god of excuses

    And his twin sister. Blamena: goddess of "here's the reason I can't lose weight"

    Both the spawn of Tabloidena: messenger of spurious research and Brosciensicus: her faithful spouse

  • Sued0nim
    Sued0nim Posts: 17,456 Member
    Liftng4Lis wrote: »
    Illiternos- The overseer of the the idiots who want to "loose" weight.

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    Introducing Gifficus: for those times when a smartar$e answer is simply out of reach
  • MrsBooBear
    MrsBooBear Posts: 12,618 Member
    Noresticus- God of "Rest days are for wimps"
  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
    edited February 2015
    OMG! These are too funny! :D:p<3B)

    Instantena: Goddess of the path to quick weight loss

    Onepathus: overseer of permission to dismiss all suggestions to advice requested.

    Icanta: Sister of Notmyfaulteus: patron god of excuses.
  • Alluminati
    Alluminati Posts: 6,208 Member
    edited February 2015
    Scienceicon- a god reviled by many on MFP. When you invoke his name in a thread it causes some MFP'rs to froth at the mouth as their heads explode because science.
  • Liftng4Lis
    Liftng4Lis Posts: 15,151 Member
    Brofarticus- the guy at the gym who lays it squating and rushes off, leaving you to blame.
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