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MFP gods of mythology
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Shakeolythus - tries to sell everyone over priced shakes and pawn them off as being clean and containing all essential nutrients known to man kind…< which actually makes since since shakeology has an ology in it…:)0
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Complicatus - the Goddess of those who find counting calories too difficult and just want to know the "secret" you used0
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Liftng4Lis wrote: »Plateucate- God of OMG it's been 6 days and no loss
and don't forget his hero Platiticus who breaks all plateaus….0 -
Meanonenthus - the god of 'mfp is mean and his sister Unsupportidite - the goddess of MFP is not supportive ...0
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staydowndumbassicus- The overseer goddess of the forums that wants to jump in and tell the dumb azzes, that keep arguing, even though they are clearly wrong, to "stay down"!0
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Semanticspinus - God that influences the temper & gets one all spun up over semantics of a thread post instead of the topic at hand. Requires literal use of all terms and an extreme form of exactness in writing.0
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Foodpoliciapholos - god of all those who upon finding out you're working on your health/weight, attempt to check out every item you eat/don't eat. (aka annoyingcoworkersicus)0
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Bulkaditie - she gives woman who eat 1200 calories and lift bulky muscles….0
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Correctanameacus - the god who demands all diets are named correctly and in accordance to the foods that are partaken in. Followers of this god have been known to be extreme and irrational!0
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Resolutima-The goddess that rules over January 1st and drives the masses to join gyms for a month until she suddenly convinces them that they "can't find time to work out" anymore.0
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Impatothyous-The god who watches over the "I've been here a week and have lost nothing"s!0
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Bingerita and Purgeousis- twins of massive eating lapses after consuming less that 800 calories a day for a week.
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HRMicus- god who deceives those to believe that all burns on their HRM's are completely accurate.
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Nonetiquettis- god who has followers who do stupid things like not wipe down machines, or rerack the weights.
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Impedicus - The followers of this God(mostly female) pay homage to Impedicus by holding "mothers meetings" in the direct path of oncoming swimmers.
Impedicus is Brother to Choosealaneius.0 -
Breakupttis - Watches over relationships threads to inform you that you should just break up.0
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Paleoiditus - the god of eating the way caveman did and this is the most natural and healthy way to eat.0
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HAHAHAHA! I've seen this so many times in our pools.MrsBooBear wrote: »Impedicus - The followers of this God(mostly female) pay homage to Impedicus by holding "mothers meetings" in the direct path of oncoming swimmers.
Impedicus is Brother to Choosealaneius.
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Gruntustheloudicus- god who must make the most noise in the gym when lifting any amount of weight. Even wrist curls.
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Creepidus- god who just walks around the gym and doesn't work out to just stare at people. Brings in a gym bag and everything. What the hell is in that gym bag?
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Creepidus- god who just walks around the gym and doesn't work out to just stare at people. Brings in a gym bag and everything. What the hell is in that gym bag?
A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
IDEA Fitness member
Kickboxing Certified Instructor
Been in fitness for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
Probably left over body parts he hasn't dumped yet.0 -
I can't believe I just found this! Hilarious!
Suckedintoiticus- god of naming forum threads that you just have to click to see what it's all about.
Productivicious- god of wasting time at work reading forums.0 -
JeriAnne84 wrote: »Breakupttis - Watches over relationships threads to inform you that you should just break up.
is that why we broke up???????0 -
Circodides and her brother Circuitdidus - god and goddess of the circuit trainers who set up a five machine circuit during peak gym time and then complain when people take over station 1 while they are on station 3....0
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Today I was worshipping Sluggisiticus, the goddess of not wanting to log your food diary and her sister Slothetheus, the goddess of laziness. I need the great god of energy and spirit Motivus Prime to ride down on his red bull (it's got wings) and slay them with his sword of inspiration.0
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