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MFP gods of mythology

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  • kar328
    kar328 Posts: 4,159 Member
    edited February 2015
    Domsattackia - sneaky god who shows up two days after a workout, causing massive moaning upon trying to get out of bed. (he visited me this morning)
  • Sued0nim
    Sued0nim Posts: 17,456 Member
    Grunticus: the God of public effort

    Pantera: the goddess of cardio

    ...not be confused with her brother Pantofficus: god of good times *hubba*
  • cheshirecatastrophe
    cheshirecatastrophe Posts: 1,395 Member
    Pizzadieslunae - god of wondering why 20 minutes on the stationary bike once a week hasn't made you thin / god of successful business practices
  • jkal1979
    jkal1979 Posts: 1,896 Member
    Coachicus: god of MLM products
  • saggyandbaggy
    saggyandbaggy Posts: 138 Member
    baggitonius - god of clothes that suddenly get too big
  • wishiwasarunner
    wishiwasarunner Posts: 202 Member
    AglaeaC wrote: »
    emily_stew wrote: »
    AglaeaC wrote: »
    Caloria, Goddess of a calorie not being a calorie.

    Lol, this is fun.

    You're good at this!

    Should be. Named after a freaking goddess :wink:

    I thought aglaea was a muse not a goddess - but that is perhaps as appropriate
  • ljohnson216
    ljohnson216 Posts: 89 Member
    Nairicitus: god of body shaving and hair removal
  • flatlndr
    flatlndr Posts: 713 Member
    Liftng4Lis wrote: »
    Brofarticus- the guy at the gym who lays it squating and rushes off, leaving you to blame.

    This guy was at my gym on Thursday night! Dropped a bomb right next to me, while I was pounding away at 90% of max HR on the elliptical. Hard to keep up the pace when you can't breath due to toxic fumes!!!

  • cwolfman13
    cwolfman13 Posts: 41,865 Member
    Donteataftersixicus - god of the blue plate special...
  • AglaeaC
    AglaeaC Posts: 1,974 Member
    wishiwasarunner wrote: »
    AglaeaC wrote: »
    emily_stew wrote: »
    AglaeaC wrote: »
    Caloria, Goddess of a calorie not being a calorie.

    Lol, this is fun.

    You're good at this!

    Should be. Named after a freaking goddess :wink:

    I thought aglaea was a muse not a goddess - but that is perhaps as appropriate

    Daughter of Zeus no less. Sisters Euphrosyne and Thalia. The three Graces, portrayed and sculpted over and over. Two show their front to the viewer, one her back. I'm just me, though.
  • jkal1979
    jkal1979 Posts: 1,896 Member
    edited February 2015
    Oblivia: The goddess of inaccurate generic advice. She can usually be found on "Why can't I lose weight" or "Help! Plateau" threads.
  • ljohnson216
    ljohnson216 Posts: 89 Member
    edited February 2015
    Gluteasweatica: the goddess of visible butt sweat in public places
  • Morgaen73
    Morgaen73 Posts: 2,817 Member
    emily_stew wrote: »
    Lord Twinkie, and his mortal enemy, Lady Broccoli. You can only be loyal to one, and there is no middle ground.

    I am a humble servant of this lord lol
    AglaeaC wrote: »
    Cheatia, Goddess of cheat meals, cheat days, and guilty pleasures.

    I guess I'm a pagan lol
  • Liftng4Lis
    Liftng4Lis Posts: 15,151 Member
    Talkinouturassicus- The person sitting in an overstuffed chair, tossing out advice that hasn't lost any weight.
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,974 Member
    OdesAngel wrote: »
    Cleano-if your food is non organic or isn't grass fed he will banish you to the land of Fatties Foreva.

    Smugathon- Cleano's high horse that he rides into battle.
    Hahahaha!


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  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,974 Member
    Cindy4FunFit wrote: »
    Zeusmonitorus - manages threads gone wrong & shuts it down
    Lol, I carry his book around.


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  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,974 Member
    Calliope610 wrote: »
    Tonecia and Nobulkia, the twin muses of little pink weights
    Ahahahaha! Their enemy and counterpart is Bulkhera and Muscliditie, the heavy lifting twins who cause massive size.


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  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,974 Member
    jkal1979 wrote: »
    Coachicus: god of MLM products
    Snort! How could we miss this one!!!


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  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,974 Member
    Anecdotalicus- god that states that anything he does is true based on experience and disregards science of any type.


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  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,974 Member
    emily_stew wrote: »
    I love this thread so much I want to take it behind the middle school and get it pregnant
    Ah, and this is where Conceptralaticus interferes....................

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  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    emily_stew wrote: »
    I love this thread so much I want to take it behind the middle school and get it pregnant

    Ha!! Or at least just make out a little...

  • Serah87
    Serah87 Posts: 5,481 Member
    Helpitus~ screams for help and never listens to the advice given.
  • Serah87
    Serah87 Posts: 5,481 Member
    Dietsodaism~god of soda that which will make you gain weight, even though it has no calories in it.
  • Serah87
    Serah87 Posts: 5,481 Member
    edited February 2015
    Sabatagisms~god of office workers who are trying to make me fat by bringing delicious donuts/cake/cookies.
  • Serah87
    Serah87 Posts: 5,481 Member
    edited February 2015
    6pm~ism~god of time, if you eat after 6 you will surely die.
  • AglaeaC
    AglaeaC Posts: 1,974 Member
    Substitimos, God of all substitutions, be it banana, cauliflower or something else.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    edited February 2015
    ChitChathena: Ugly step sister of the Sirens. This sad abomination was shunned by her parents for lacking beauty and now spends her nights luring MFPers with her seductively titled chit chat threads to wile away the hours seeking validation for their appearance. All. Night. Long.

    Hours that could be spent at local pubs and happy hours getting IRL laid via strategic use of beer goggles!

    Legend has it that if you find yourself shipwrecked here you may, indeed, lose sight of your "journey" for all time. Get a compass!
  • zoeysasha37
    zoeysasha37 Posts: 7,088 Member
    I am cracking up!!!.seriously the best thread
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    edited February 2015
    Airos: God of that strange air only diet where people are apparently nourished by air. He divides most of his time between Hollywood and model shoots but occasionally stops in to "remind" us we could subsist on air alone, if only we'd just TRY it!!!

    He was last seen courting Gwyneth Paltrow slow dancing to "Take my Breath Away" and old covers of Air Supply, his fave band.

    Since she seems to be unnaffected by his wooing to go fully over the edge, I expect he will turn up here soon so...

    Airos! Stahp it already just because it works for you doesn't mean it will work for everyone!!!!!!! You're a god for crying out loud, you are not the average MFPer.

    *SMDH*
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