MFP gods of mythology
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Domsattackia - sneaky god who shows up two days after a workout, causing massive moaning upon trying to get out of bed. (he visited me this morning)
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Grunticus: the God of public effort
Pantera: the goddess of cardio
...not be confused with her brother Pantofficus: god of good times *hubba*0 -
Pizzadieslunae - god of wondering why 20 minutes on the stationary bike once a week hasn't made you thin / god of successful business practices0
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Coachicus: god of MLM products0
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baggitonius - god of clothes that suddenly get too big0
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Nairicitus: god of body shaving and hair removal0
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Liftng4Lis wrote: »Brofarticus- the guy at the gym who lays it squating and rushes off, leaving you to blame.
This guy was at my gym on Thursday night! Dropped a bomb right next to me, while I was pounding away at 90% of max HR on the elliptical. Hard to keep up the pace when you can't breath due to toxic fumes!!!
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Donteataftersixicus - god of the blue plate special...0
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wishiwasarunner wrote: »
Daughter of Zeus no less. Sisters Euphrosyne and Thalia. The three Graces, portrayed and sculpted over and over. Two show their front to the viewer, one her back. I'm just me, though.0 -
Oblivia: The goddess of inaccurate generic advice. She can usually be found on "Why can't I lose weight" or "Help! Plateau" threads.0
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Gluteasweatica: the goddess of visible butt sweat in public places0
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emily_stew wrote: »Lord Twinkie, and his mortal enemy, Lady Broccoli. You can only be loyal to one, and there is no middle ground.
I am a humble servant of this lord lolCheatia, Goddess of cheat meals, cheat days, and guilty pleasures.
I guess I'm a pagan lol0 -
Talkinouturassicus- The person sitting in an overstuffed chair, tossing out advice that hasn't lost any weight.0
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Cleano-if your food is non organic or isn't grass fed he will banish you to the land of Fatties Foreva.
Smugathon- Cleano's high horse that he rides into battle.
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Cindy4FunFit wrote: »Zeusmonitorus - manages threads gone wrong & shuts it down
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Calliope610 wrote: »Tonecia and Nobulkia, the twin muses of little pink weights
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