MFP gods of mythology

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  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    Thorsmom05 wrote: »
    Best thread of all times!!!!!!

    Srsly
  • SaintGiff
    SaintGiff Posts: 3,679 Member
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    FiveusByFiveus - The false god worshipped by devout masses who attack all who dare question his supremacy.
  • juliet3455
    juliet3455 Posts: 3,015 Member
    edited February 2015
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    As requested by
    emily_stew wrote: »
    And someone needs to help me think of a name for the god/ess of doing stupid *kitten* in the name of losing 15 lbs in 3 weeks in order to look perfect in a bikini or for that bridesmaid dress.

    I present The Twin Sisters:

    Bikiniana? the goddess of doing stupid *kitten* in the name of losing 15 lbs in 3 weeks in order to look perfect in a bikini. Sister to BrideZilliaOppolus

    BrideZilliaOppolus : the goddess of doing stupid *kitten* in the name of losing 15 lbs in 3 weeks in order to look perfect in a bridesmaid dress. Sister to Bikiniana?

    QuoteOppolus: The verbally challenged - use other peoples *kitten* and pretends they did it.
  • Liftng4Lis
    Liftng4Lis Posts: 15,150 Member
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    Illiternos- The overseer of the the idiots who want to "loose" weight.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    edited February 2015
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    Torsonysus: God of wine, abs, parties and festivals, madness, chaos, drunkenness, drugs, and ecstasy. While mere mortals drunk dial when under the influence, he possesses the fingers of MFPers who have had any inkling of success and commands them to post torso avatars of themselves as divine commerce in exchange for him allowing them to keep such abs whilst returning to the rituals of wines and ales.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
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    All hail, Torsonysus!
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    Cindy4FunFit wrote: »
    All hail, Torsonysus!

    All hail! He combined with Afollow have made my FL a heaven on earth!
  • CyberTone
    CyberTone Posts: 7,337 Member
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    Voodoomathematica - goddess that makes a pound of muscle weigh more than a pound of fat.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    STARTemis /stˈɑrtɨmɨs/ was one of the most widely venerated of the MFP deities. Her BB.COM equivalent is Do-overa.[1] Some scholars[2] believe that the name, and indeed the goddess herself, was originally pre-MFP.[3] Sparkpeople refers to her as STArtemis Agrowtera, Potbellynia Theron: "STArtemis of the wildland, Mistress of Cleanses".[4] The Arcadians believed she was the daughter of DismalFailure[5]

    Source: http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artemis
  • campdawson
    campdawson Posts: 69 Member
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    Undergoalnessa: Goddess who receives tribute from those who consistently come in under; repeated calorie deficits are the ultimate forms of homage and respect.
  • flatlndr
    flatlndr Posts: 713 Member
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    "Lifta" and "Cardybdis" ... sail carefully between the heavy rocks on one side and the heart pounding swift movements on the other, as you journey to your fitness home.
  • flatlndr
    flatlndr Posts: 713 Member
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    Liftng4Lis wrote: »
    Illiternos- The overseer of the the idiots who want to "loose" weight.

    Yes! Yes! Yes!!!
  • MrsBooBear
    MrsBooBear Posts: 12,618 Member
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    Voiderinam- Greater God who taught the importance of emptying bowel and bladder before offering oneself to The Scale.
  • Sued0nim
    Sued0nim Posts: 17,456 Member
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    Notmyfaulteus: patron god of excuses

    And his twin sister. Blamena: goddess of "here's the reason I can't lose weight"

    Both the spawn of Tabloidena: messenger of spurious research and Brosciensicus: her faithful spouse

  • Sued0nim
    Sued0nim Posts: 17,456 Member
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    Liftng4Lis wrote: »
    Illiternos- The overseer of the the idiots who want to "loose" weight.

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    Introducing Gifficus: for those times when a smartar$e answer is simply out of reach
  • MrsBooBear
    MrsBooBear Posts: 12,618 Member
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    Noresticus- God of "Rest days are for wimps"
  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
    edited February 2015
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    OMG! These are too funny! :D:p<3B)

    Instantena: Goddess of the path to quick weight loss

    Onepathus: overseer of permission to dismiss all suggestions to advice requested.

    Icanta: Sister of Notmyfaulteus: patron god of excuses.
  • Alluminati
    Alluminati Posts: 6,208 Member
    edited February 2015
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    Scienceicon- a god reviled by many on MFP. When you invoke his name in a thread it causes some MFP'rs to froth at the mouth as their heads explode because science.
  • Liftng4Lis
    Liftng4Lis Posts: 15,150 Member
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    Brofarticus- the guy at the gym who lays it squating and rushes off, leaving you to blame.

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