MFP gods of mythology

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  • kar328
    kar328 Posts: 4,151 Member
    edited February 2015
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    Domsattackia - sneaky god who shows up two days after a workout, causing massive moaning upon trying to get out of bed. (he visited me this morning)
  • Sued0nim
    Sued0nim Posts: 17,456 Member
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    Grunticus: the God of public effort

    Pantera: the goddess of cardio

    ...not be confused with her brother Pantofficus: god of good times *hubba*
  • cheshirecatastrophe
    cheshirecatastrophe Posts: 1,395 Member
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    Pizzadieslunae - god of wondering why 20 minutes on the stationary bike once a week hasn't made you thin / god of successful business practices
  • jkal1979
    jkal1979 Posts: 1,896 Member
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    Coachicus: god of MLM products
  • saggyandbaggy
    saggyandbaggy Posts: 138 Member
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    baggitonius - god of clothes that suddenly get too big
  • wishiwasarunner
    wishiwasarunner Posts: 202 Member
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    AglaeaC wrote: »
    emily_stew wrote: »
    AglaeaC wrote: »
    Caloria, Goddess of a calorie not being a calorie.

    Lol, this is fun.

    You're good at this!

    Should be. Named after a freaking goddess :wink:

    I thought aglaea was a muse not a goddess - but that is perhaps as appropriate
  • ljohnson216
    ljohnson216 Posts: 89 Member
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    Nairicitus: god of body shaving and hair removal
  • flatlndr
    flatlndr Posts: 713 Member
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    Liftng4Lis wrote: »
    Brofarticus- the guy at the gym who lays it squating and rushes off, leaving you to blame.

    This guy was at my gym on Thursday night! Dropped a bomb right next to me, while I was pounding away at 90% of max HR on the elliptical. Hard to keep up the pace when you can't breath due to toxic fumes!!!

  • cwolfman13
    cwolfman13 Posts: 41,874 Member
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    Donteataftersixicus - god of the blue plate special...
  • AglaeaC
    AglaeaC Posts: 1,974 Member
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    wishiwasarunner wrote: »
    AglaeaC wrote: »
    emily_stew wrote: »
    AglaeaC wrote: »
    Caloria, Goddess of a calorie not being a calorie.

    Lol, this is fun.

    You're good at this!

    Should be. Named after a freaking goddess :wink:

    I thought aglaea was a muse not a goddess - but that is perhaps as appropriate

    Daughter of Zeus no less. Sisters Euphrosyne and Thalia. The three Graces, portrayed and sculpted over and over. Two show their front to the viewer, one her back. I'm just me, though.
  • jkal1979
    jkal1979 Posts: 1,896 Member
    edited February 2015
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    Oblivia: The goddess of inaccurate generic advice. She can usually be found on "Why can't I lose weight" or "Help! Plateau" threads.
  • ljohnson216
    ljohnson216 Posts: 89 Member
    edited February 2015
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    Gluteasweatica: the goddess of visible butt sweat in public places
  • Morgaen73
    Morgaen73 Posts: 2,818 Member
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    emily_stew wrote: »
    Lord Twinkie, and his mortal enemy, Lady Broccoli. You can only be loyal to one, and there is no middle ground.

    I am a humble servant of this lord lol
    AglaeaC wrote: »
    Cheatia, Goddess of cheat meals, cheat days, and guilty pleasures.

    I guess I'm a pagan lol
  • Liftng4Lis
    Liftng4Lis Posts: 15,150 Member
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    Talkinouturassicus- The person sitting in an overstuffed chair, tossing out advice that hasn't lost any weight.
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,571 Member
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    OdesAngel wrote: »
    Cleano-if your food is non organic or isn't grass fed he will banish you to the land of Fatties Foreva.

    Smugathon- Cleano's high horse that he rides into battle.
    Hahahaha!


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  • ninerbuff
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    Cindy4FunFit wrote: »
    Zeusmonitorus - manages threads gone wrong & shuts it down
    Lol, I carry his book around.


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  • ninerbuff
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    Calliope610 wrote: »
    Tonecia and Nobulkia, the twin muses of little pink weights
    Ahahahaha! Their enemy and counterpart is Bulkhera and Muscliditie, the heavy lifting twins who cause massive size.


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  • ninerbuff
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    jkal1979 wrote: »
    Coachicus: god of MLM products
    Snort! How could we miss this one!!!


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  • ninerbuff
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    Anecdotalicus- god that states that anything he does is true based on experience and disregards science of any type.


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