What's YOUR weakness when it comes to the opposite gender?

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  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,492 Member
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    eatpolerepeat wrote: »
    I believe you call it soccer (incorrectly) 😂

    We actually call that:

    " Kick the ball around on the grass and occasionally bump it with your melon, before falling on the ground like a sissy, and faking an injury in an attempt to stall the game or gain extra time on the clock...... sport." **





    ** the reason we can even deem it a 'sport' is because we occasionally see players with broken legs and bones jutting from their shins.
  • blondeandfeistyAF13
    blondeandfeistyAF13 Posts: 1,587 Member
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    someone who would just decide what we were going to make for dinner every night for the rest of my life. too much to ask?
  • brustmannzwei
    brustmannzwei Posts: 1,124 Member
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    blondeandfeistyAF13 wrote: »
    someone who would just decide what we were going to make for dinner every night for the rest of my life. too much to ask?

    Nope. Hope you love every land animal smoked, grilled, or BBQed caused thats all you’d be eating unless you were in the mood for aquatic animals which would still be grilled, maybe fried sometimes. 😁
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,492 Member
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    blondeandfeistyAF13 wrote: »
    someone who would just decide what we were going to make for dinner every night for the rest of my life. too much to ask?

    easy.

    Here:

    Sunday / Monday / Wednesday / Thursday / Friday / Saturday

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    Tuesday

    Ground-Beef-Tacos-Fifteen-Spatulas-11.jpg

  • GymGoddessGoals
    GymGoddessGoals Posts: 2,146 Member
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  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,492 Member
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    eatpolerepeat wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    eatpolerepeat wrote: »
    I believe you call it soccer (incorrectly) 😂

    We actually call that:

    " Kick the ball around on the grass and occasionally bump it with your melon, before falling on the ground like a sissy, and faking an injury in an attempt to stall the game or gain extra time on the clock...... sport." **





    ** the reason we can even deem it a 'sport' is because we occasionally see players with broken legs and bones jutting from their shins.

    If you get signed by Manchester United that is in your contract

    I would love to be on that team.

    ...... chicks dig Man-U, amiright?
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,492 Member
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    eatpolerepeat wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    eatpolerepeat wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    eatpolerepeat wrote: »
    I believe you call it soccer (incorrectly) 😂

    We actually call that:

    " Kick the ball around on the grass and occasionally bump it with your melon, before falling on the ground like a sissy, and faking an injury in an attempt to stall the game or gain extra time on the clock...... sport." **





    ** the reason we can even deem it a 'sport' is because we occasionally see players with broken legs and bones jutting from their shins.

    If you get signed by Manchester United that is in your contract

    I would love to be on that team.

    ...... chicks dig Man-U, amiright?

    I guess a few do, just not this chick 😁

    Arsenal ?

    Liverpool ?

    The Cubs ?
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    When he doesn't sweat the small stuff.. easy going.
  • brustmannzwei
    brustmannzwei Posts: 1,124 Member
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    eatpolerepeat wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    eatpolerepeat wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    eatpolerepeat wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    eatpolerepeat wrote: »
    I believe you call it soccer (incorrectly) 😂

    We actually call that:

    " Kick the ball around on the grass and occasionally bump it with your melon, before falling on the ground like a sissy, and faking an injury in an attempt to stall the game or gain extra time on the clock...... sport." **





    ** the reason we can even deem it a 'sport' is because we occasionally see players with broken legs and bones jutting from their shins.

    If you get signed by Manchester United that is in your contract

    I would love to be on that team.

    ...... chicks dig Man-U, amiright?

    I guess a few do, just not this chick 😁

    Arsenal ?

    Liverpool ?

    The Cubs ?

    'pool all the way

    All the Yankees round here are ‘pool fans too.
  • blondeandfeistyAF13
    blondeandfeistyAF13 Posts: 1,587 Member
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    Motorsheen wrote: »
    blondeandfeistyAF13 wrote: »
    someone who would just decide what we were going to make for dinner every night for the rest of my life. too much to ask?

    easy.

    Here:

    Sunday / Monday / Wednesday / Thursday / Friday / Saturday

    5100000011.jpg

    Tuesday

    Ground-Beef-Tacos-Fifteen-Spatulas-11.jpg

    I like it! As long as there is a grilled cheese along with the tomato soup . . . then I'm sold.
  • MaltedTea
    MaltedTea Posts: 6,286 Member
    edited October 2020
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    eatpolerepeat wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    eatpolerepeat wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    eatpolerepeat wrote: »
    I believe you call it soccer (incorrectly) 😂

    We actually call that:

    " Kick the ball around on the grass and occasionally bump it with your melon, before falling on the ground like a sissy, and faking an injury in an attempt to stall the game or gain extra time on the clock...... sport." **





    ** the reason we can even deem it a 'sport' is because we occasionally see players with broken legs and bones jutting from their shins.

    If you get signed by Manchester United that is in your contract

    I would love to be on that team.

    ...... chicks dig Man-U, amiright?

    I guess a few do, just not this chick 😁

    I will still love you @eatpolerepeat yet the Man U slander is intolerable. We cannot allow it. 😑

    ETA: Ah, I see your blindspot now; you're a Liverpool fan. It's- it's fine...

    🤣
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,071 Member
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    When her top 3 genres according to Spotify are Dance/Electronic, Indie and Pop
  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,557 Member
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    Elbows
  • Miss_Chiev0us
    Miss_Chiev0us Posts: 1,592 Member
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    When he's adventurous
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,492 Member
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    Miss_Chiev0us wrote: »
    When he's adventurous


    I'm going to need some further clarification on 'adventurous' .


    Do you mean driving crosstown without the benefit of navigation in the SUV ?





  • Miss_Chiev0us
    Miss_Chiev0us Posts: 1,592 Member
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    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Miss_Chiev0us wrote: »
    When he's adventurous


    I'm going to need some further clarification on 'adventurous' .


    Do you mean driving crosstown without the benefit of navigation in the SUV ?





    Sure, if that's what you want. I'll bring snacks for the road.

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  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,492 Member
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    Miss_Chiev0us wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Miss_Chiev0us wrote: »
    When he's adventurous


    I'm going to need some further clarification on 'adventurous' .


    Do you mean driving crosstown without the benefit of navigation in the SUV ?





    Sure, if that's what you want. I'll bring snacks for the road.

    6ed26wpo6udl.jpg

    Blow Pop !?!

    Boy Howdy!

    I like the sound of that; I damn sure do.
  • hawkeye45_
    hawkeye45_ Posts: 812 Member
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    When she's an EMT
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,071 Member
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    when she asks me how her breath smells and it actually smells good.
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