What's with bums/butts/bottoms/ar5es?

Microfiber

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Badonka Donk.

I rest my case :laugh: :laugh:

Microfiber

Try to keep your focus that way and then you can admire a firm tukhus for what it is... a work of art.

I'll try :laugh:

kimosabe1

squats & lunges work 000hweee!!!

Sublimely_Self_Righteous

When I see a nice bum I think hard work... squats and dedication.

And I think, "How could I convince her to let me put it in back there?"

BinaryPulsar

And I bet she was thinking, "I really need to fart but this £$£$ won't move away from behind me" :laugh:

Hmm, I guess some people are just more gassy than other people.

Contrarian

As wswilliams67 pointed out, there is a difference between the buttocks and the *kitten*. A big difference. One is a potentially shapely and squeezable body part and the other gives birth to feces.

Having said that, as I always say, the one thing that unites humanity is that every one of us has at least had one instance where we were dangerously close to ****ting our pants. :flowerforyou:

JDBLY11

Perhaps someone can change my mindset about this. Seriously.

When I look at a bum, no matter how handsome/beautiful the person is, no matter if they are dignitaries - Queen, King, Presidents etc or celebrities (JLo, Kim), or whoever on earth, when I look at a bum, all I can see is flatulence and poo/poop. I really don't get it.

When people drool over someone's bum, I don't get it. I really don't and I want to get it.

Help me get it somebody :flowerforyou:

I love butts. I even think my little boy has the cutest butt I ever saw. Sadly I have not been blessed in the butt department. It is not my best feature-- kind of flat and has cellulite.

^This condition is entirely repairable. Please consult your nearest squat rack for assistance.

Ok. I will keep that in mind.

banana_milk

Lol I don't know how to explain it... nice butts just are... nice to look at! I'll get there one day.

mister_universe

Lol I don't know how to explain it... nice butts just are... nice to look at! I'll get there one day.

psshhhh...^betting it qualifies.

DalekBrittany

I think about doggy style, spanking (in a good way), reverse cowgirl, dancing, something to hold onto.

Damn woman, let your freak flag fly!

I see a nice, tight booty and want to bounce a quarter off it to see how far it'll go maybe that one is just me...

healthyandfitgirl14

well it's not like right after you take a crap you go have rough doggy style with your boyfriend. or da hubz.

you friggin' wipe and wash dat azz. then it's not so bad. unless you have azz hair. :sick:

Gwen_B

I love to seeing hot bodes and bums and I've never once thought about the actual literal purpose it serves...

What is there not to like about it, it's soooo HOT! :happy:

Absolutely!!!

SteelySunshine

Perhaps someone can change my mindset about this. Seriously.

When I look at a bum, no matter how handsome/beautiful the person is, no matter if they are dignitaries - Queen, King, Presidents etc or celebrities (JLo, Kim), or whoever on earth, when I look at a bum, all I can see is flatulence and poo/poop. I really don't get it.

When people drool over someone's bum, I don't get it. I really don't and I want to get it.

Help me get it somebody :flowerforyou:

I don't get it either. But, I don't care if I get it or not. I don't think poop though. I just think it's what you sit on. No big.

dirtnap63

The backyard is where all the good parties happen!

catrinaHwechanged

The backyard is where all the good parties happen!

Lol, this is why I love you dirt!! :laugh:

Achrya

I think about doggy style, spanking (in a good way), reverse cowgirl, dancing, something to hold onto.

All of these things. Except dancing.

SerenaFisher

I look at the *kitten* as a motor to what I am more interested in. A nice motor probably gets you there quicker

Junken_Diraffe

The backyard is where all the good parties happen!

THIS. This is why we're friends.

Also - i me a good *kitten*. My BF's is FANTASTIC. Promise.

billsica

Milkshakes? I heard we were having milk shakes in the back yard.

Junken_Diraffe

Milkshakes? I heard we were having milk shakes in the back yard.

I've got the milkshake, you bring the nuts?

122ish

I try not to focus on s%%t when I see a cute rear end, I have an obsession with butts and will pinch people's butts too.

What about breasts do u see breast milk only, that's not very sexy

mister_universe

I try not to focus on s%%t when I see a cute rear end, I have an obsession with butts and will pinch people's butts too.

What about breasts do u see breast milk only, that's not very sexy

I'm not seeing any body functions EVER. I have no idea how someone gets hung up on that. I think about reproduction as a full time job. Not really, I'm an IT nerd, but that's a pseudonym for sex freak. Unless they are riding on a scooter cause they can't walk. Then I wonder how they get on the john. I am a horrible person.

SerenaFisher

Milkshakes? I heard we were having milk shakes in the back yard.

Silly it isn't front or back specific it just brings boys to the yard!

billsica

Milkshakes? I heard we were having milk shakes in the back yard.

I've got the milkshake, you bring the nuts?

Peanut butter milkshakes. Whipped cream and a cherry on top!

InnerConflict

OP, your wires are crossed. I think you should see a specialist.

whierd

Clearly the OP CAN lie.

supplemama

When I look at a bum, no matter how handsome/beautiful the person is, no matter if they are dignitaries - Queen, King, Presidents etc or celebrities (JLo, Kim), or whoever on earth, when I look at a bum, all I can see is flatulence and poo/poop.

lol WUT

The bum/butt doesn't poop. The *kitten* is what poops. You can't even SEE the part that poops when a person is walking around with clothes on, and even when someone is naked they would have to be bent over with cheeks spread for you to see all in their crack. I mean really.

The butt is to the *kitten* what the lips or cheeks are to the throat.

PlayerHatinDogooder

Girls don't poop or fart though so I am going to continue to admire away.

Girls may not but real women do!

Girls have to wait until puberty to use the bathroom?

AlongCame_Molly

I love to seeing hot bodes and bums and I've never once thought about the actual literal purpose it serves...

What is there not to like about it, it's soooo HOT! :happy:

According to the Discovery channel show on sexual attraction I watched a long time ago, the male's backside muscles are used to contract or thrust the hips. Therefore, the biggest the muscles, the better the thrust (theoretically). Makes sense to me.

This. And I've been told that the bigger and rounder the bum (hmm, how to say this without getting locked out....?) when the girl is on top, the butt had a way of.....cradling? and massaging the...ahem!

SerenaFisher

@ innerconflict