What's with bums/butts/bottoms/ar5es?

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  • 122ish
    122ish Posts: 339 Member
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    I try not to focus on s%%t when I see a cute rear end, I have an obsession with butts and will pinch people's butts too.

    What about breasts do u see breast milk only, that's not very sexy
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
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    I try not to focus on s%%t when I see a cute rear end, I have an obsession with butts and will pinch people's butts too.

    What about breasts do u see breast milk only, that's not very sexy

    I'm not seeing any body functions EVER. I have no idea how someone gets hung up on that. I think about reproduction as a full time job. Not really, I'm an IT nerd, but that's a pseudonym for sex freak. Unless they are riding on a scooter cause they can't walk. Then I wonder how they get on the john. I am a horrible person.
  • SerenaFisher
    SerenaFisher Posts: 2,170 Member
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    Milkshakes? I heard we were having milk shakes in the back yard.
    Silly it isn't front or back specific it just brings boys to the yard!
  • billsica
    billsica Posts: 4,741 Member
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    Milkshakes? I heard we were having milk shakes in the back yard.

    I've got the milkshake, you bring the nuts?

    Peanut butter milkshakes. Whipped cream and a cherry on top!
  • InnerConflict
    InnerConflict Posts: 1,592 Member
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    OP, your wires are crossed. I think you should see a specialist.
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,026 Member
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    Clearly the OP CAN lie.
  • supplemama
    supplemama Posts: 1,956 Member
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    When I look at a bum, no matter how handsome/beautiful the person is, no matter if they are dignitaries - Queen, King, Presidents etc or celebrities (JLo, Kim), or whoever on earth, when I look at a bum, all I can see is flatulence and poo/poop.

    lol WUT

    The bum/butt doesn't poop. The *kitten* is what poops. You can't even SEE the part that poops when a person is walking around with clothes on, and even when someone is naked they would have to be bent over with cheeks spread for you to see all in their crack. I mean really.

    The butt is to the *kitten* what the lips or cheeks are to the throat.
  • PlayerHatinDogooder
    PlayerHatinDogooder Posts: 1,018 Member
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    Girls don't poop or fart though so I am going to continue to admire away.

    Girls may not but real women do!

    Girls have to wait until puberty to use the bathroom?
  • AlongCame_Molly
    AlongCame_Molly Posts: 2,835 Member
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    I love to seeing hot bodes and bums and I've never once thought about the actual literal purpose it serves...

    What is there not to like about it, it's soooo HOT! :happy:
    According to the Discovery channel show on sexual attraction I watched a long time ago, the male's backside muscles are used to contract or thrust the hips. Therefore, the biggest the muscles, the better the thrust (theoretically). Makes sense to me.

    This. And I've been told that the bigger and rounder the bum (hmm, how to say this without getting locked out....?) when the girl is on top, the butt had a way of.....cradling? and massaging the...ahem!

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  • SerenaFisher
    SerenaFisher Posts: 2,170 Member
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    @ innerconflict
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  • kimosabe1
    kimosabe1 Posts: 2,467 Member
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    Perhaps someone can change my mindset about this.

    You have to acknowledge that there are nice bums and horrible bums. Everyone likes a nice bum.

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  • usmc01462
    usmc01462 Posts: 1,944 Member
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    if all you can think about when you see a bum is poo/poop you got issues..LOL, when I see a nice Bum like the one in the pic above me on the right.. its instant WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODY
  • Microfiber
    Microfiber Posts: 956 Member
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    Clearly the OP CAN lie.

    The OP was being truthful :laugh: I think I'm beginning to see the sexiness in a bum now. NOT!! :laugh:
  • freebirdjones
    freebirdjones Posts: 237
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    Clearly the OP CAN lie.

    The OP was being truthful :laugh: I think I'm beginning to see the sexiness in a bum now. NOT!! :laugh:

    OP I don't know if your into males or females but if you are into females:
    - can you grab breasts because you think of milk?
    - have trouble making love because it reminds you of urine and menstruation?
    - cannot kiss because saliva.. ew
    - and if your into males, does a penis remind you of urine?

    Because honestly when you look at a nice bum, its not the *kitten* your looking at. and when looking at a body part sexually you are not usually thinking of its function. So why do you think of one areas function but not another. Unless you do. Than you would never have sex or you may gag. Also I hope your a female. If not you better toughen up because being there for your wife when she gives birth will be a great support for her and she will want to still have a sex life after having you witness something like that.

    I replied, but I believe OP's post is a joke.. not sure on this one.. :tongue:
  • InnerConflict
    InnerConflict Posts: 1,592 Member
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    I was hoping it wouldn't take a menstruation analogy to get through to the OP. :laugh:
  • Microfiber
    Microfiber Posts: 956 Member
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    Also I hope your a female.

    I'm a girl, married and my husband was present at the birth of our kids :smile:
  • freebirdjones
    freebirdjones Posts: 237
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    I was hoping it wouldn't take a menstruation analogy to get through to the OP. :laugh:

    haha well I'm still confused if this is a joke. she said she's female so I got 1 answer. I guess bum cheeks remind her of poo but she got preggers so she must not think of any bodily fluids when it comes to a penis. lol it's selective grossness thank god. Im going with joke thread... funny I guess, I never would have thought a nice tight bum would remind someone of poo so I couldn't post this joke I never think of things this way lol
  • lillith1991
    lillith1991 Posts: 70
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    A nice butt is a thing of beauty. My gf happens to have a very nice one. I'm a butt and breast woman I guess.
  • Microfiber
    Microfiber Posts: 956 Member
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    but she got preggers so she must not think of any bodily fluids when it comes to a penis. lol it's selective grossness thank god.

    The fluid goes down there so not too bad. It goes nowhere near my mouth :sick: :sick:
  • InnerConflict
    InnerConflict Posts: 1,592 Member
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    but she got preggers so she must not think of any bodily fluids when it comes to a penis. lol it's selective grossness thank god.

    The fluid goes down there so not too bad. It goes nowhere near my mouth :sick: :sick:

    Your poor husband

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