Corny pick up lines

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  • chimptron
    chimptron Posts: 1,448 Member
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    Hell, *I* would have slapped him if I were standing near him, and I'm a guy! That's just cold.
  • ashley1215
    ashley1215 Posts: 2,199 Member
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    PearlAng wrote: »
    Are you a beaver?
    'Cause...dam

    Hahahahahahaha
  • ScorpioJack_91
    ScorpioJack_91 Posts: 5,241 Member
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    JayStu wrote: »
    I had a friend try this one and get slapped

    You are like a prize winning fish, I don't know whether to eat you or mount you

    SMDH
  • augold86
    augold86 Posts: 587 Member
    edited April 2015
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    I thought it was funny as a joke. But if a dude actually said it I'd probably look at him like he was crazy and walk away
  • ScorpioJack_91
    ScorpioJack_91 Posts: 5,241 Member
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    Death_Penalty wrote: »
    Damn girl, are you a bull? Because I would last 8 seconds on top of you....max.

    I'm dead....1991-2015...R.I.P. John Scorpio.......
  • augold86
    augold86 Posts: 587 Member
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    Death_Penalty wrote: »
    Damn girl, are you a bull? Because I would last 8 seconds on top of you....max.

    Omg. I am DYING of laughter :D
  • ScorpioJack_91
    ScorpioJack_91 Posts: 5,241 Member
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    Death_Penalty wrote: »
    You're so hot that if you ate bread, you'd poop out toast
    Goddamn dude LOL
  • Muldactus
    Muldactus Posts: 6,972 Member
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    If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
  • memmyb
    memmyb Posts: 4 Member
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    HumboldtFred wrote: »
    I would call heaven and ask them if they are missing an angel..........but I'm kinda hoping you're a slut.......

    That was freakin' hilarious!!! Good one!
  • chimptron
    chimptron Posts: 1,448 Member
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    You are so hot, I'm going to need oven mitts just to give you a hug!

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