Useless Superpower

syedaounabbas

ability to lick your elbow

jennifershoo

The ability to grow a ginger mustache.

ElizabethKalmbach

The ability to produce a q-tip at any time, under any circumstances... (You could totally be my bestie for gym days...)

musclegood_fatbad

Ability to smell any rabbit poop up to a mile away.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Moving air with your mind

Dared2Evolve

Xray vision of anything inorganic.

AkCyclist

Ability to train pet rocks

lokishemp

I am fog-man. How sad is that!?

FabulousFantasticFifty

Can See through Glass!

syedaounabbas

FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »

Can See through Glass!

Can change the colour of her eyebrows whenever she wants.

bggghmnr

Immune to paper cuts.

deucemon69

The ability to open automatic doors with my mind.

mhecht32

The ability to Wink at people rightly conveying my flirtation and co-conspiratorial approval and NOT that I have some kind of crazy tick instead.

NotQuiteNorm

The ability to understand cursewords in every language.

zcb94

NotQuiteNorm, you should be able to cook using only brainpower.

syedaounabbas

The ability to read with multiple glasses on.

Carpedieznutz

Ability to eat cold foods without getting a brain freeze

syedaounabbas

Carpedieznutz wrote: »

Ability to eat cold foods without getting a brain freeze

I already have this one.

Ability to count the light poles on the highway without thinking.

tonybalony01

The ability to burn calories simply by running around the block.