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TIL - Today I Learned...

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edited November 2024 in Fun and Games
Today I learned that... I should weigh my bread BEFORE I toast it

(but... always log your bacon AFTER you fry it!)

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    TIL - that Starbucks sells fruit!
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    TIL that 75.8% of all statistics are made up
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    Today I learned that my patients really do love me. I got a pack of thick sliced bacon!
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    TIL my right hand gets much colder than my left hand for some reason. Am I having a stroke?

    Maybe you're arm wrestling a bear?
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    TIL my right hand gets much colder than my left hand for some reason. Am I having a stroke?

    Do you use the left one more often? Sorry...couldn't resist.
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    TIL that pushups do not tone up your arms
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    at foodie meeting: according to a national survey, the average American is sedentary for 21 hours a day. Damn!
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    TIL that Americans eat approximately 100 acres of pizza a day or about 350 slices per second.
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    edited April 2015
    TIL that Americans eat approximately 100 acres of pizza a day or about 350 slices per second.
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    TIL that all it takes is one picture of pizza to make me REALLY WANT PIZZA for supper.
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    I miss that snake and my Nokia phone. HOURS of mindless entertainment!
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    I miss that snake and my Nokia phone. HOURS of mindless entertainment!

    TIL that there are at least TWO apps for that.
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    i learned i can make a client swear like a truck driver with a new 10 point move!!!! hehehe....1. sit on bench 2. lyon bench3. bring weights above head.4. bring weights down to chest 5 bring weights down6 bring up to bicep curl.7. roll up from bench.8 bring feet to ground.9. stand. 10. raise weights above head...repeat 10 times and just listen to the bitchuing!!!
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    MireyGal76 wrote: »

    TIL that there are at least TWO apps for that.

    it's not the same like holding that brick of a phone with the tiny screen though....nostalgia
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    Beta-alanine will make you itch like a meth addict. If your pre-workout or whey isolate contains it, split those doses up!
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    Til there's a short cut to my place and if I whine long enough my mother will agree to watch cartoons with me in french as long as they are not meant for children below the age of 6, so no caiou :/
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    I learned, or was at least reminded that I should always be open to talking with people. You never know the good you can do.
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    Today i learned that the police and general public frown on public self gratification while driving a car
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    edited April 2015
    gruffo wrote: »
    Today i learned that the police and general public frown on public self gratification while driving a car

    Haha, did you... Um, I mean, the person doing this... get a ticket?

    Or... Did you get off with a warning?
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    MireyGal76 wrote: »

    Haha, did you... Um, I mean, the person doing this... get a ticket?

    Or... Did you get off with a warning?

    Think they GOT OFF with a warning
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    MireyGal76 wrote: »

    Haha, did you... Um, I mean, the person doing this... get a ticket?

    Or... Did you get off with a warning?


    I defiantly got off, and got a ticket. Court next week
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    gruffo wrote: »


    I defiantly got off, and got a ticket. Court next week

    Defiantly? Lol

    How much does a ticket for that run these days?
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    I have no idea until court, do you want to be my lawyer and represent me
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    Lmao!!
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    Today I learned how to set up application links between JIRA and Confluence when both are running on Virtual Machines. I also learned that I figured this out 4 days faster than my supervisor.
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