Liar, liar, pants on fire

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  • PJ64
    PJ64 Posts: 866 Member
    That I played in a punk band
  • DaughterOfTheMostHighKing
    DaughterOfTheMostHighKing Posts: 1,436 Member
    no one cept family, believes I am 48... I am. 1965...
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
    People think it's funny that I am 5'-2" tall but wear a size 8 1/2 shoe
  • d9123
    d9123 Posts: 531 Member
    That I've never smoked pot or done any illegal drug. Given my upbringing, it is hard to believe I didn't take that route.

    same here ;)
  • weese17
    weese17 Posts: 236 Member
    That I gave birth to a 10 pound, 2 oz baby all naturally. Yep, no drugs, no medical interventions of any kind! I didn't even have any pain until I started to push. :) So much for narrow hips not being "birthing hips!"
  • summerlover07
    summerlover07 Posts: 13
    I don't know. I don't think I really shock people.
  • hautetheory
    hautetheory Posts: 88
    That I'm 200 pounds and running 4 to 5 miles 4 to 5 times a week.

    Love that! I was 260 pounds at my heaviest and running four miles and I'm only 5'5".
  • Momf3boys
    Momf3boys Posts: 1,637 Member
    People don't believe that I used to weight almost 300 pounds.
  • craigmandu
    craigmandu Posts: 976 Member
    People usually believe whatever I tell them...

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    must be secretly a Jedi...
  • TheBeerRunner
    TheBeerRunner Posts: 2,777 Member
    At one point in my life I had 9 piercings in my face.





    Thanks to having to grow up and be an adult, I currently have none. :cry:
  • DalekBrittany
    DalekBrittany Posts: 1,748 Member
    At one point in my life I had 9 piercings in my face.





    Thanks to having to grow up and be an adult, I currently have none. :cry:

    Ugh, story of my life! I sooo miss my lip and tongue piercing! :sad:
  • lostdogg
    lostdogg Posts: 450 Member
    People usually have a hard time believing I used to be normal.........

    Well...... normal for me ;)
  • londonboyben
    londonboyben Posts: 314 Member
    that i have a 16 year old son

    and that i have never been abroad, not sure why that so unbelievable?
  • TheBeerRunner
    TheBeerRunner Posts: 2,777 Member

    Ugh, story of my life! I sooo miss my lip and tongue piercing! :sad:
    I really miss my industrial... At the time it was pretty unique. I probably would have kept that one if I had to keep one, well, technically, it's two... But I miss my oral piercings almost as much. Hell, I miss them all...
    and that i have never been abroad

    I believe you've never been a broad...


    :laugh:

    If you know what I mean.
  • TheHorribleBlob
    TheHorribleBlob Posts: 84 Member
    That my longest relationship lasted a month. :P
  • Justjamie0418
    Justjamie0418 Posts: 1,065 Member
    That I used to weigh about 270 lbs.

    That I have 5 kids.

    That I hold two degrees.
  • DalekBrittany
    DalekBrittany Posts: 1,748 Member

    Ugh, story of my life! I sooo miss my lip and tongue piercing! :sad:
    I really miss my industrial... At the time it was pretty unique. I probably would have kept that one if I had to keep one, well, technically, it's two... But I miss my oral piercings almost as much. Hell, I miss them all...
    and that i have never been abroad

    I believe you've never been a broad...


    :laugh:

    If you know what I mean.

    Sometimes I still go to play with my no longer existent tongue ring...looks a bit funny! lol. I kinda want an industrial, but IDK how accepted that one is. I mean, I can cover it easily. But still.
  • c8linmarie
    c8linmarie Posts: 358 Member
    When I was in my 20's and weighed 105-110 pounds, I got asked a lot whether my boobs were real (size DD). Some even asked if they could touch them to confirm :noway:

    Sadly, nobody asks anymore ...
  • DalekBrittany
    DalekBrittany Posts: 1,748 Member
    When I was in my 20's and weighed 105-110 pounds, I got asked a lot whether my boobs were real (size DD). Some even asked if they could touch them to confirm :noway:

    Sadly, nobody asks anymore ...

    I'll volunteer.
  • naturallyme36
    naturallyme36 Posts: 155 Member
    That I am training for a 5K and can run 2.7 miles in 34 minutes at 209 pounds.
    UGH>>>>>>the nerve of them!
  • lostdogg
    lostdogg Posts: 450 Member
    When I was in my 20's and weighed 105-110 pounds, I got asked a lot whether my boobs were real (size DD). Some even asked if they could touch them to confirm :noway:

    Sadly, nobody asks anymore ...

    Awwww..... Can I touch to see if they're real. You know, just trying to help out. :P
  • _SABOTEUR_
    _SABOTEUR_ Posts: 6,833 Member
    Ppl think that Im nice. secretly im mean.

    I've never thought that about you.
  • TheNavet
    TheNavet Posts: 162 Member
    Aaah, I know many people are convinced I'm the calm, studying girl; but thing is...

    I curse and swear a lot! And absolutely love to party! And that I adore dubstep and weirdo music :drinker: !
  • STAR4W
    STAR4W Posts: 11
    People don't believe I have awesome calves, and when I bet them money they jump at it and LOSE!!!!!! Hey, they have to carry my fat a** around of course my legs will be awesome!! lol

    Also, no one believes my weight. Yes I know 1 pound of fat and 1 pound of muscle weighs the same, just muscle will take up less space...duh!

    Lastly, I secretly wish I was girly-ish and not so athletic/boyish. (ok, so I love manual labor and working in a machine shop...so what?? lol)
  • justicer68
    justicer68 Posts: 1,223
    I'm a ninja turtle

    Do you believe it?

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  • goombasmom
    goombasmom Posts: 70 Member
    That I've designed/created 80% of my costumes.

    I used to ride sportbike, had five different bikes, and never got into an accident with any of them.

    I'm 38 and I still get carded in Vegas. Very annoying.
  • Bearbrat
    Bearbrat Posts: 230
    People don't believe I'm a grandma

    that I have tattoos

    that I used to go to heavy metal concerts and still listen lol

    that I failed my freshman year of highschool and went on to have a perfect gpa through college

    and they don't believe my first name is my real name LOL:laugh:

    oh and that I've never been on an airplane or even two feet in the door of an airport
  • TOPSmarca
    TOPSmarca Posts: 187 Member
    People evidently don't believe I can spell my own first name... it is Marca NOT Marcia or Marcus, thanks for correcting that for me!!!
    People don't believe that my figure used to be compared to a Barbie doll.... I am twice the woman I used to be!!!
    People don't believe that I am sick most days because I hide it so I can do stuff .... SHHHH don't tell my husband!
    People don't believe I can BOTH use a chain saw AND can arrange flowers!!! LOL!!!
  • TallGlassOfQuirky
    TallGlassOfQuirky Posts: 282 Member
    People have a hard time believing I used to weigh almost 300 pounds. I was very fortunate and didn't end up with bat wings or lots of excess skin and, even though I have added some squish from my smallest/fittest, I still look like a pretty fit, healthy person and not like someone who spent years being morbidly obese.

    Also, people don't believe I am old enough to have an almost 11 year old son, even though I think I look my age (29), in part because my almost 11 year old son looks quite a bit older and I don't look old enough to have a young teen.
  • sunshinestater
    sunshinestater Posts: 596 Member
    That I'm a doctor of psychology. I kind of like people not knowing because otherwise they think you're analyzing them.

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