Liar, liar, pants on fire
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People can't believe my age. I go into town and get pestered about skipping school. Or I get people pulling over if i'm in the morning asking if I missed the bus, (Friendly town, teachers give lifts all the time)
Like REALLY? I'm 20 years old! Graduated from the school most the teachers ask if I need a lift from. lol0 -
Sometimes I still go to play with my no longer existent tongue ring...looks a bit funny! lol. I kinda want an industrial, but IDK how accepted that one is. I mean, I can cover it easily. But still.
I wanted to get an industrial piercing, but the piercer said I didn't have ideal ears and that it would take a lot longer to heal properly. I opted not to get the piercing because with another piercing they told me that and I ignored their advice, and well, it took a year and a half to heal instead of 8 weeks.
People don't believe my weight; I hide the pounds well, I guess.
I've been told I look too nice to have tattoos and piercings.
Nobody believes me when I tell them what I do for a living; I've even had to show proof of my professional certifications.
When I go to a new doctor, they don't believe that I have asthma and don't use an inhaler.0 -
That I lived in Alaska and that I did not live in an igloo...crazy lower 48'ers0
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A lot of people thought I was a smoker before I smoked
Now I do smoke people are really suprised that I smoke lol
People never believe I weigh over 11st (154lbs) or that i'm 41
The funniest though is when they realise I have my tongue peirced, they think i'm so straight laced:smokin: :drinker:0 -
I am a grandmother. They say, "You don't look old enough to have grandchildren." Sometimes I smile mischieviously and say, "I'm not."0
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I am a grandmother. They say, "You don't look old enough to have grandchildren." Sometimes I smile mischieviously and say, "I'm not."
To your Credit, You are Stunning. Have you ever Modeled?0 -
I am a grandmother. They say, "You don't look old enough to have grandchildren." Sometimes I smile mischieviously and say, "I'm not."
To your Credit, You are Stunning. Have you ever Modeled?
a wild white knight appears0
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