Liar, liar, pants on fire

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  • PJ64
    PJ64 Posts: 866 Member
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    That I played in a punk band
  • DaughterOfTheMostHighKing
    DaughterOfTheMostHighKing Posts: 1,436 Member
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    no one cept family, believes I am 48... I am. 1965...
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
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    People think it's funny that I am 5'-2" tall but wear a size 8 1/2 shoe
  • d9123
    d9123 Posts: 531 Member
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    That I've never smoked pot or done any illegal drug. Given my upbringing, it is hard to believe I didn't take that route.

    same here ;)
  • weese17
    weese17 Posts: 236 Member
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    That I gave birth to a 10 pound, 2 oz baby all naturally. Yep, no drugs, no medical interventions of any kind! I didn't even have any pain until I started to push. :) So much for narrow hips not being "birthing hips!"
  • summerlover07
    summerlover07 Posts: 13
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    I don't know. I don't think I really shock people.
  • hautetheory
    hautetheory Posts: 88
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    That I'm 200 pounds and running 4 to 5 miles 4 to 5 times a week.

    Love that! I was 260 pounds at my heaviest and running four miles and I'm only 5'5".
  • Momf3boys
    Momf3boys Posts: 1,637 Member
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    People don't believe that I used to weight almost 300 pounds.
  • craigmandu
    craigmandu Posts: 976 Member
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    People usually believe whatever I tell them...

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    must be secretly a Jedi...
  • TheBeerRunner
    TheBeerRunner Posts: 2,777 Member
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    At one point in my life I had 9 piercings in my face.





    Thanks to having to grow up and be an adult, I currently have none. :cry:
  • DalekBrittany
    DalekBrittany Posts: 1,748 Member
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    At one point in my life I had 9 piercings in my face.





    Thanks to having to grow up and be an adult, I currently have none. :cry:

    Ugh, story of my life! I sooo miss my lip and tongue piercing! :sad:
  • lostdogg
    lostdogg Posts: 450 Member
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    People usually have a hard time believing I used to be normal.........

    Well...... normal for me ;)
  • londonboyben
    londonboyben Posts: 314 Member
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    that i have a 16 year old son

    and that i have never been abroad, not sure why that so unbelievable?
  • TheBeerRunner
    TheBeerRunner Posts: 2,777 Member
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    Ugh, story of my life! I sooo miss my lip and tongue piercing! :sad:
    I really miss my industrial... At the time it was pretty unique. I probably would have kept that one if I had to keep one, well, technically, it's two... But I miss my oral piercings almost as much. Hell, I miss them all...
    and that i have never been abroad

    I believe you've never been a broad...


    :laugh:

    If you know what I mean.
  • TheHorribleBlob
    TheHorribleBlob Posts: 84 Member
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    That my longest relationship lasted a month. :P
  • Justjamie0418
    Justjamie0418 Posts: 1,065 Member
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    That I used to weigh about 270 lbs.

    That I have 5 kids.

    That I hold two degrees.
  • DalekBrittany
    DalekBrittany Posts: 1,748 Member
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    Ugh, story of my life! I sooo miss my lip and tongue piercing! :sad:
    I really miss my industrial... At the time it was pretty unique. I probably would have kept that one if I had to keep one, well, technically, it's two... But I miss my oral piercings almost as much. Hell, I miss them all...
    and that i have never been abroad

    I believe you've never been a broad...


    :laugh:

    If you know what I mean.

    Sometimes I still go to play with my no longer existent tongue ring...looks a bit funny! lol. I kinda want an industrial, but IDK how accepted that one is. I mean, I can cover it easily. But still.
  • c8linmarie
    c8linmarie Posts: 358 Member
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    When I was in my 20's and weighed 105-110 pounds, I got asked a lot whether my boobs were real (size DD). Some even asked if they could touch them to confirm :noway:

    Sadly, nobody asks anymore ...
  • DalekBrittany
    DalekBrittany Posts: 1,748 Member
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    When I was in my 20's and weighed 105-110 pounds, I got asked a lot whether my boobs were real (size DD). Some even asked if they could touch them to confirm :noway:

    Sadly, nobody asks anymore ...

    I'll volunteer.
  • naturallyme36
    naturallyme36 Posts: 155 Member
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    That I am training for a 5K and can run 2.7 miles in 34 minutes at 209 pounds.
    UGH>>>>>>the nerve of them!

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