Liar, liar, pants on fire

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  • KxCoyote
    KxCoyote Posts: 122 Member
    People can't believe my age. I go into town and get pestered about skipping school. Or I get people pulling over if i'm in the morning asking if I missed the bus, (Friendly town, teachers give lifts all the time)

    Like REALLY? I'm 20 years old! Graduated from the school most the teachers ask if I need a lift from. lol
  • tehboxingkitteh
    tehboxingkitteh Posts: 1,574 Member
    Sometimes I still go to play with my no longer existent tongue ring...looks a bit funny! lol. I kinda want an industrial, but IDK how accepted that one is. I mean, I can cover it easily. But still.

    I wanted to get an industrial piercing, but the piercer said I didn't have ideal ears and that it would take a lot longer to heal properly. I opted not to get the piercing because with another piercing they told me that and I ignored their advice, and well, it took a year and a half to heal instead of 8 weeks.

    People don't believe my weight; I hide the pounds well, I guess.

    I've been told I look too nice to have tattoos and piercings.

    Nobody believes me when I tell them what I do for a living; I've even had to show proof of my professional certifications.

    When I go to a new doctor, they don't believe that I have asthma and don't use an inhaler.
  • That I lived in Alaska and that I did not live in an igloo...crazy lower 48'ers
  • smirf1972
    smirf1972 Posts: 93 Member
    A lot of people thought I was a smoker before I smoked

    Now I do smoke people are really suprised that I smoke lol

    People never believe I weigh over 11st (154lbs) or that i'm 41

    The funniest though is when they realise I have my tongue peirced, they think i'm so straight laced:smokin: :drinker:
  • I am a grandmother. They say, "You don't look old enough to have grandchildren." Sometimes I smile mischieviously and say, "I'm not."
  • nope31
    nope31 Posts: 174
    I am a grandmother. They say, "You don't look old enough to have grandchildren." Sometimes I smile mischieviously and say, "I'm not."

    To your Credit, You are Stunning. Have you ever Modeled?
  • fishnbrah
    fishnbrah Posts: 550
    I am a grandmother. They say, "You don't look old enough to have grandchildren." Sometimes I smile mischieviously and say, "I'm not."

    To your Credit, You are Stunning. Have you ever Modeled?

    a wild white knight appears