If the person above you stalked you everyday

celtbell3

Don't even know if running would help!

KimbleeDawn

What did the judge say??

whierd

Offer her a beer.

hOw2lozeAgiN10dAze

ILiftHeavyAcrylics

MyChocolateDiet

I don't really understand this thread... it's got some sort of underlying message I'm not grasping. I doubt ChasinPavemnt would stalk me just for the fact I'm probably slower than she is.. so she'd eventually get bored and then do something more interesting.

OH EM GEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

whierd

I'd invite her to lunch and give her some hair to make a hair doll out of. But not mine. For obvious reasons.

hOw2lozeAgiN10dAze

BeachGingerOnTheRocks

I'd be thankful it wasn't somebody more creepy. *don't be creepy. don't be creepy. don't be creepy*

Unless it was a zombie apocalypse and she'd turned. Then, sorry, I'd double-tap.

Fly737400

I'd be okay with that

KimbleeDawn

Bass Ale please...
Thanks

MyChocolateDiet

I'd invite her to lunch and give her some hair to make a hair doll out of. But not mine. For obvious reasons.

WTF is a hair doll? If it's anything like a voo doo doll, I want it.

MyChocolateDiet

Not. Creepy. At. All.

LMFAO!

lostdogg

Would buy chocolates for her and start stalking her by spelling things on the counter using the chocolate candies

michael1976_ca

this

feral_teddybear

Would just presume the person was either another member of the "cult" aka my ex wife's friends or a member of my 2nd wife's family as some of them are creepers.

julies90

I would be very confused. and maybe scared, :happy:

debbash68

I would be okay as she looks like a mermaid with no legs so could outrun her

kaymanginelli88

Throw water balloons at her and make her go away lol

michael1976_ca

open the door and invite her in to stay

Morninglory81

Can't stalk a stalker

lostdogg

this

julies90

Buy an M2.50 :flowerforyou:

MrsPhan11

Be scared for my life

julies90

LOL
invite you in for tea.

MrsPhan11

Buy an M2.50 :flowerforyou:

:laugh:

Tenmidwest

Id eventually break down and take her back to my place

Morninglory81

I'd watch him watch me, the man is a thing of beauty!

xALEXANDROx

I would flex

kaymanginelli88

Come on in and stop hiding