If the person above you stalked you everyday

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  • BoogeyBrat
    BoogeyBrat Posts: 212 Member
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    I'd tell them that the position for my stalker has been currently filled. If they still intend to stalk, they have to take it up with him. Maybe flip for it, IDK. He's pretty good though, gotta say. I just wish he'd stop drilling holes into my ceiling to watch me while I sleep. I'm running out of gum and sticky notes to cover them. Also, that ducking behind bushes thing and disappearing thing is getting kind of stale. The random pictures of me in the shower glued together and scattered on my porch was much more inspired. :)
  • Sylvitryinghard
    Sylvitryinghard Posts: 549 Member
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    invite you to a cup of coffee ;)
  • bowmab21
    bowmab21 Posts: 150 Member
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    I would ask her to leave her horse outside, and come in.
  • Sylvitryinghard
    Sylvitryinghard Posts: 549 Member
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    hahaha ;)
  • debbash68
    debbash68 Posts: 981 Member
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    Well I would be concerned as it wouldn't be just mrsally it would be his stalker too following, tricky when getting a taxi
  • richied26
    richied26 Posts: 948 Member
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    I've got 2 stalkers! I must be special!
  • Excuse_less
    Excuse_less Posts: 874 Member
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    I'd call him an ambulance..................
  • 79hotlips79
    79hotlips79 Posts: 91
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    I'd stalk him back
  • TheBeerRunner
    TheBeerRunner Posts: 2,777 Member
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    I was secretly stalking her first...
  • 79hotlips79
    79hotlips79 Posts: 91
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    I was secretly stalking her first...

    That's what you want to think (bwhaha)
  • Tenmidwest
    Tenmidwest Posts: 1,369 Member
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    A little less stalk and a lot more action
  • NoMoreExcuses84
    NoMoreExcuses84 Posts: 175 Member
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    I'd invite him in for a drink ;)
  • william622
    william622 Posts: 606 Member
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    hang out on the beach
  • Katrioustu
    Katrioustu Posts: 2,461 Member
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    Awkwardly Wave
  • celtbell3
    celtbell3 Posts: 738 Member
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    You look a bit like Elvis so I'd say let's dance!
  • Katrioustu
    Katrioustu Posts: 2,461 Member
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    you.... me... bowling? yes?
  • xALEXANDROx
    xALEXANDROx Posts: 3,416 Member
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    she would really smile.
  • KodAkuraMacKyen
    KodAkuraMacKyen Posts: 737 Member
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    I would stalk him right back
  • Tenmidwest
    Tenmidwest Posts: 1,369 Member
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    Id let our dogs play (my two dogs = 275 pounds)
  • Kettle_Belle14
    Kettle_Belle14 Posts: 246 Member
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    I'd at least like to get a personal training session out of it.

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