If the person above you stalked you everyday

HealthWoke0ish

I'd make sure my doors were always locked

Haha. Wait...only AFTER I'm inside, right?

ETA: @faceoff...I'd ask, "You mad, bro?"

kaymanginelli88

As long as you are dedicated.

79hotlips79

Stalk her back with love letters

funforsports

Try not to get lost in her blue eyes

HealthWoke0ish

As long as you are dedicated.

Shoot...like a tank. Inexorable.

Cajoke123

I'd tell him that he needs to put a shirt on....

die2fat4love

@ funforsports - do a freaking happy dance

kaymanginelli88

Stalk her back with love letters

Lesbian version of the notebook lol

79hotlips79

Try not to get lost in her blue eyes

My eyes are green babe =D

79hotlips79

Stalk her back with love letters

Lesbian version of the notebook lol

HAHA OK your cute too

funforsports

Try not to get lost in her blue eyes

My eyes are green babe =D

Well, that was a hardcore fail.

breeZrizi

wouldn't mind it at all lol

79hotlips79

Try not to get lost in her blue eyes

My eyes are green babe =D

Well, that was a hardcore fail.

Nice bod, not complaining

Nickolas919

I have a stalker?! I've made it!

slkehl

Set up traps

79hotlips79

WOW your hot for a female.. JS

Marley2310

I would be a lucky man

thenewmanda

I would be FLATTERED!

Marley2310

I would be FLATTERED!

I'm gonna start stalking then lol

thenewmanda

SWEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stalk away

Cajoke123

I'd run 'cause I don't like horses, and lock all my doors.

funforsports

I would get a horse too so I don't feel like the third wheel

Jonesingmucho

It would mean fairy godmothers DO exist!

Yay!

2stepscloser

I would be starring in a lifetime movie.

meandmyface

I'd try and break the awkward stalker ice by inviting her in for a coffee haha

debbash68

I'd bring the low calorie low carb cookies to the stalker coffee morning

Katrioustu

Prepare for Trouble and Make it Double?

melindasuefritz

laugh and be flattered .

kaymanginelli88

hire someone to stalk her back

whierd