If the person above you stalked you everyday

BoogeyBrat

I'd tell them that the position for my stalker has been currently filled. If they still intend to stalk, they have to take it up with him. Maybe flip for it, IDK. He's pretty good though, gotta say. I just wish he'd stop drilling holes into my ceiling to watch me while I sleep. I'm running out of gum and sticky notes to cover them. Also, that ducking behind bushes thing and disappearing thing is getting kind of stale. The random pictures of me in the shower glued together and scattered on my porch was much more inspired.

Sylvitryinghard

invite you to a cup of coffee

bowmab21

I would ask her to leave her horse outside, and come in.

Sylvitryinghard

hahaha

debbash68

Well I would be concerned as it wouldn't be just mrsally it would be his stalker too following, tricky when getting a taxi

richied26

I've got 2 stalkers! I must be special!

Excuse_less

I'd call him an ambulance..................

79hotlips79

I'd stalk him back

TheBeerRunner

I was secretly stalking her first...

79hotlips79

I was secretly stalking her first...

That's what you want to think (bwhaha)

Tenmidwest

A little less stalk and a lot more action

NoMoreExcuses84

I'd invite him in for a drink

william622

hang out on the beach

Katrioustu

Awkwardly Wave

celtbell3

You look a bit like Elvis so I'd say let's dance!

Katrioustu

you.... me... bowling? yes?

xALEXANDROx

she would really smile.

KodAkuraMacKyen

I would stalk him right back

Tenmidwest

Id let our dogs play (my two dogs = 275 pounds)

Kettle_Belle14

I'd at least like to get a personal training session out of it.

HealthWoke0ish

I would leave my doors unlocked.

NoMoreExcuses84

I'd make sure my doors were always locked

PoopieMonster

This topic is just f*cking weird.

Sublimely_Self_Righteous

I'd get a scat fetish.

billsica

I'd fish though his trash every day. oh wait.

Katrioustu

Offer him a shower and a cup of cocoa.

Kettle_Belle14

I'd make sure my doors were always locked

Hahaha, thanks for the Monday laugh. :laugh:

Katrioustu

@Lori_Hill83 Wonder why... o_O

amandapye78

stalk her back and see who wins.

faceoff4

I would be pretty happy