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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • CallousedthoughtsCallousedthoughts Member Posts: 1,924 Member Member Posts: 1,924 Member
    She tried to barbecue my rubber chicken
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Member, Premium Posts: 258,320 Member Member, Premium Posts: 258,320 Member
    She tried to barbecue my rubber chicken

    Noooo I tried to burn it after what you did :/
  • CallousedthoughtsCallousedthoughts Member Posts: 1,924 Member Member Posts: 1,924 Member
    Look...the plunger just got stuck....OK???

    She just didnt understand
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Member, Premium Posts: 258,320 Member Member, Premium Posts: 258,320 Member
    Look...the plunger just got stuck....OK???

    She just didnt understand

    Explain to me why all our kitchen utensils kept vanishing.. *taps foot, I'm waiting*
    Stuck too?
  • CallousedthoughtsCallousedthoughts Member Posts: 1,924 Member Member Posts: 1,924 Member
    Loved her spatula more than me
  • happimess01happimess01 Member Posts: 7,208 Member Member Posts: 7,208 Member
    he dropped me thrice on our honeymoon. We didn't experiment after that
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Member, Premium Posts: 258,320 Member Member, Premium Posts: 258,320 Member
    he dropped me thrice on our honeymoon. We didn't experiment after that

    🤣😂 ..
    He kinda had a thing for my ex..
  • happimess01happimess01 Member Posts: 7,208 Member Member Posts: 7,208 Member
    :D I didnt want to fall for anyone after my last experience
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Member, Premium Posts: 258,320 Member Member, Premium Posts: 258,320 Member
    He also was scarred by my ex.. :D
  • CallousedthoughtsCallousedthoughts Member Posts: 1,924 Member Member Posts: 1,924 Member
    I got a little too rough, left a few scars
  • Cat0703aCat0703a Member Posts: 6,526 Member Member Posts: 6,526 Member
    Those weren’t scars...it was leftover chocolate sauce from bedtime shenanigans. My poor white sheets!!!
  • CallousedthoughtsCallousedthoughts Member Posts: 1,924 Member Member Posts: 1,924 Member
    We had a disagreement on whether caramel or chocolate was best for bedtime fun
  • Cat0703aCat0703a Member Posts: 6,526 Member Member Posts: 6,526 Member
    Everyone knows it’s whipped cream and cherries. Except him.
  • CallousedthoughtsCallousedthoughts Member Posts: 1,924 Member Member Posts: 1,924 Member
    She always forgets strawberries
  • PaperDoll_PaperDoll_ Member Posts: 27,874 Member Member Posts: 27,874 Member
    I ate all the whipped cream and cherries long before bedtime. She didn't appreciate it. :(
  • Cat0703aCat0703a Member Posts: 6,526 Member Member Posts: 6,526 Member
    She ate them but didn’t track it in MFP. Couldn’t take the dishonesty anymore.
  • PaperDoll_PaperDoll_ Member Posts: 27,874 Member Member Posts: 27,874 Member
    She thought whipped cream and cherries had calories when everyone knows they don't. Just like chocolate. All calorie free.
  • Cat0703aCat0703a Member Posts: 6,526 Member Member Posts: 6,526 Member
    She gave me a tied cherry stem for my birthday. I thought I was special until I saw @slimgirljo15 and @Callousedthoughts had them too.
  • CallousedthoughtsCallousedthoughts Member Posts: 1,924 Member Member Posts: 1,924 Member
    She wanted my cherry. I told her it was long since gone
  • PaperDoll_PaperDoll_ Member Posts: 27,874 Member Member Posts: 27,874 Member
    He gave me his cherry. Once I had it, there was no longer any use left for him. So I moved on.
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