We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

slimgirljo15

Lol....was naughtier than me

g44219

she looked through my phone

FabulousFantasticFifty

he tried to say I had xray vision!

slimgirljo15

Already with someone and she wouldn't share

Alisontheice

Hey eyes....they were like lasers and mesmerized me

g44219

she was always on the ice. I couldn't ice skate

FabulousFantasticFifty

She was always giving me that disapproving look!

g44219

She snored really loud

slimgirljo15

Just kept finding excuses why we should breakup

FabulousFantasticFifty

He bought me this for our anniversary

monstalosta

I needed sleep

FabulousFantasticFifty

He was a bore in the Boudoir! ;p

g44219

she would purr like a cat during certain activities. It was a little disturbing

monstalosta

Always played McDonald had a farm..

FabulousFantasticFifty

He didnt want a Tiger in the Boudoir but rather, a dead fish!

monstalosta

She thought I liked the smell of tuna...

FabulousFantasticFifty

He never washed his feet!

g44219

she was always smelling my feet to see if I washed them good enough

slimgirljo15

I found pictures on his phone. ..they weren't me

g44219

I thought we were in an open relationship

slimgirljo15

He knew we weren't in an open relationship but insisted on playing innocent

g44219

I found condoms in her purse but we never used condoms

slimgirljo15

Wouldn't believe me that i used the condoms as water balloons

g44219

I thought we were dating. She thought I was stalking

FabulousFantasticFifty

He was Stalking other Women!

g44219

she called the cops just because I liked climbing the tree outside her bedroom window

jaatree

He didn't like my favorite poem, humpty dumpty.

slimgirljo15

I just wasn't enough...needed a harem of mfpers

FabulousFantasticFifty

One time when he had drank too much he admitted that the reason he was with me was because I reminded him of Humpty Dumpty!

strozman

Wouldn't do that thing I liked