We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »I just wasn't enough...needed a harem of mfpers
She wouldn't be my haseki sultana!
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@strozman- He liked getting dressed up as Clowns and pole dancing with those big goofy shoes! I'm not that kinky Luv!0
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She didn't appreciate my joker act! Sulk sulk!
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he was joker. I was Batman. We were destined to clash0
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He made me live in a bat cave!0
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she was batty0
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He didnt like when I Batted my Eyelashes every time I watched a Movie with Sam Worthington0
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She tried to talk like Sam Worthington0
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She wouldn't watch the western channel with me. She wanted clash of the titans0
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He wanted the real sam... all i could manage was the aussie accent 0
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He didnt look like Sam Worthington! ;p0
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I was embarrassed she got arrested for stalking sam0
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She didn't look like him either, I was duped into believing so!
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I had a speech impediment where I couldn't pronounce W's or R's. She giggled when I said her name0
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he thought it was ok to make other women Giggle!0
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She giggled at inappropriate times. Like when my pants were off0
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Fab was not cool with me giggling with him, and I liked her too much to make her upset...0
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Tried to please everyone but me0
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Always caught him pleasing himself!
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She always had a "headache"0
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His nagging always made my head hurt!0
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She found out we were cousins. It's a Georgia thing0
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He wanted his cousin ...0
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She was his cousin and thought "Kissing Cousins" was a good thing!0
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if she wasn't good enough for her family she wasn't good enough for mine0
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She had no eyes...
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I was an orphan and he never let me forget that!
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She wanted to be alone ...0
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she was possessed. Once a month her eyes turned purple and she floated across the room.
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He was on drugs ...hallucinating all the time0
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