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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She would look for sexual innuendos in a go kart!! Seriously!!0
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He only played with buffer's go Kart!
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Couldn't even play Mario kart right, kept crashing!0
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She was mean to me!
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He was a whiner!
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Lo... She was in need of a winner, and got a whiner... Damn, her English is so inunderstandable/ununderstandable/disunderstandable.. Lol0
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She didn't give me a cpr when I faked a heart attack!0
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I called 911 what else do you want from me!!!
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He would have me electrocute him so he could get his kick...0
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Hahahahaha! his life was so shocking!
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Nothing shocked her anymore!
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He was fab's shock absorber0
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He always insinuated that I was well traveled!0
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She snickered at my Insomnia vice!0
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She was inunderstandable/ununderstandable/disunderstandable..0
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He was dyslexic
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He always rambled on and on about not understanding me!0
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He said I was a die-sex-slick0
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »He always rambled on and on about not understanding me!
That's true!
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She laughed like a Hyena!0
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She would laugh too much... So much so that the neighbors would come over thinking that our dog was having a heart attack0
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He tried to give me a heart attack by making me laugh so hard, so he could collect on my life insurance!0
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arian10daddy wrote: »She would laugh too much... So much so that the neighbors would come over thinking that our dog was having a heart attack
He wouldn't give poor pooch a cpr! 0 -
She ran off with arian!
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She would get into MY plan of killing fab and wanted to cash all that money0
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911 9110
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His plan backfired and so did his Gun!!!
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He would call the emergency number by dialing 911 twice, thinking the services would come twice as fast0
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »His plan backfired and so did his Gun!!!
Hehehe! Imagine that!
She thought she was sherlock but wouldn't want me as dr. watson! 0 -
He thought emergency services would show up just by yelling "911!!!!"0
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