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  • FluffySandwich
    FluffySandwich Posts: 1,293 Member
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    EWJLang wrote: »
    I need to lose 30 pounds and get abs by spring break! (starts next week!) What supplements and teas should I try?

    ps. I don't like to work out and don't want to count calories or feel "deprived."
    A friend of mine was in the same predicament last year! What she did was cut off her limbs and inject silicone underneath her skin to give herself great looking abs! I'm sure you have time to do that :) Good luck!

  • rocknlotsofrolls
    rocknlotsofrolls Posts: 418 Member
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    I've got a new diet revolution. It's called the doughnut diet. You can eat all the doughnuts you want as long as you just eat the hole in the middle! You'll lose so much weight, you can start wearing courderoy pants again without catching on fire!
  • NobodyPutsAmyInTheCorner
    NobodyPutsAmyInTheCorner Posts: 1,018 Member
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    So I like totally hadn't lost more than a pound in 9 days... So I came back today to say I had not lost more than a pound in 10 days in case you know... In that one day... A detox might have helped me shed three stone...
  • PeachyCarol
    PeachyCarol Posts: 8,029 Member
    edited April 2015
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    I just burned 10,000 calories grocery shopping. How many of them do I get to eat back?
  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
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    mamapeach910 wrote: »
    I just burned 10,000 calories grocery shopping. How many of them do I get to eat back?

    Umm all of them. Otherwise you'll go into starvation mode.
  • MelodyandBarbells
    MelodyandBarbells Posts: 7,725 Member
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    Hahah how did I know this was a bait and switch post! :laugh:
  • NobodyPutsAmyInTheCorner
    NobodyPutsAmyInTheCorner Posts: 1,018 Member
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    JaneiR36 wrote: »
    Hahah how did I know this was a bait and switch post! :laugh:

    This post is totes legit... Just like raspberry ketones!
  • sparklelee39
    sparklelee39 Posts: 1
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    i lost 25 lbs in1 day waist training and standing on my head for 2 hours you workout and eat less
  • PeachyCarol
    PeachyCarol Posts: 8,029 Member
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    herrspoons wrote: »
    I heard Herballife products now come with a voucher for a free liver transplant. Can anyone confirm?

    No, you don't need a liver transplant. Cayenne pepper, lemon juice, and maple syrup will fix you right up.

  • NobodyPutsAmyInTheCorner
    NobodyPutsAmyInTheCorner Posts: 1,018 Member
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    herrspoons wrote: »
    I heard Herballife products now come with a voucher for a free liver transplant. Can anyone confirm?

    If you do the fat badger detox it will clear your liver right up! Save yourself an operation!
  • NobodyPutsAmyInTheCorner
    NobodyPutsAmyInTheCorner Posts: 1,018 Member
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    mamapeach910 wrote: »
    herrspoons wrote: »
    I heard Herballife products now come with a voucher for a free liver transplant. Can anyone confirm?

    No, you don't need a liver transplant. Cayenne pepper, lemon juice, and maple syrup will fix you right up.

    I see you have heard of the fat badger detox too @mamapeach910

    :smirk:
  • LovelyIvy466
    LovelyIvy466 Posts: 387 Member
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    aimeerace wrote: »
    herrspoons wrote: »
    I heard Herballife products now come with a voucher for a free liver transplant. Can anyone confirm?

    If you do the fat badger detox it will clear your liver right up! Save yourself an operation!

    Well obviously the body's liver and kidneys need so much help. THATS WHY WE DRINK APPLE CIDER VINEGAR. It helps so much y'all!

    I want people to buy my e-pamphlet. It's a detox where you drink ACV twice a day, and eat cabbage. This along with herbalife, which of course I sell, helped me lose 80 lbs in one month!
  • PeachyCarol
    PeachyCarol Posts: 8,029 Member
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    I haven't lost any weight in 3 hours.

    I think I have plateaued.

    HALP!!!!!!
  • malibu927
    malibu927 Posts: 17,565 Member
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    mamapeach910 wrote: »
    I haven't lost any weight in 3 hours.

    I think I have plateaued.

    HALP!!!!!!

    Detox time!
  • PeachyCarol
    PeachyCarol Posts: 8,029 Member
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    malibu927 wrote: »
    mamapeach910 wrote: »
    I haven't lost any weight in 3 hours.

    I think I have plateaued.

    HALP!!!!!!

    Detox time!

    This detox should have more calories though, right? Should I maybe wrap myself with Saran wrap while I do it?

  • Liftng4Lis
    Liftng4Lis Posts: 15,151 Member
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    mamapeach910 wrote: »
    I haven't lost any weight in 3 hours.

    I think I have plateaued.

    HALP!!!!!!

    It's because you're not eating enough!
  • jennifershoo
    jennifershoo Posts: 3,198 Member
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    aimeerace wrote: »
    malibu927 wrote: »
    But detoxes!

    BRING OUT THE PEEPS! Ha

    Where is the Peeps guy?!!! I miss him.
  • PeachyCarol
    PeachyCarol Posts: 8,029 Member
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    Liftng4Lis wrote: »
    mamapeach910 wrote: »
    I haven't lost any weight in 3 hours.

    I think I have plateaued.

    HALP!!!!!!

    It's because you're not eating enough!

    If I eat more, it has to be clean, right? No processed junk or anything, then I can eat whatever I want and still "loose" weight.

  • malibu927
    malibu927 Posts: 17,565 Member
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    mamapeach910 wrote: »
    malibu927 wrote: »
    mamapeach910 wrote: »
    I haven't lost any weight in 3 hours.

    I think I have plateaued.

    HALP!!!!!!

    Detox time!

    This detox should have more calories though, right? Should I maybe wrap myself with Saran wrap while I do it?

    Either that or a corset

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