My momma always said...fill in the blank

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  • Morninglory81
    Morninglory81 Posts: 1,190 Member
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    Nice guys finish last so they are the ones you end up with be good to them!
  • QueenE_
    QueenE_ Posts: 522 Member
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    ^ I have to tell my 12 year old to change his underwear. That's something I thought id never have to say lol
  • wadedawg
    wadedawg Posts: 315
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    Don't waste your one phone call on me.
  • QueenE_
    QueenE_ Posts: 522 Member
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    Also - stop chewing on your hair! :laugh:
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
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    If God wanted holes in your body he would have put them there.

    (on getting my ears pierced)
  • NicolleLindgren
    NicolleLindgren Posts: 64 Member
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    I can't think of anything my mom said regularly, except "I'm going to call your dad" if we were in trouble.

    BUT, whenever we go out to the bar, she always says "I sacrificed my boobs so she could have them all." or "She got all the boobs, but I got all the brains." Gee, thanks Mom.
  • MyPureSteez
    MyPureSteez Posts: 265 Member
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    Whenever i said I "wanted" something she'd say "People in Hell Want Ice Water"
  • lynda3y9
    lynda3y9 Posts: 62 Member
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    "love you"

    along with 'wait till your father gets home'; 'go outside and play - be home by dinner';
  • cathybabe70
    cathybabe70 Posts: 117 Member
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    "Don't play ball in the house." Wait...that wasn't my mama. That was Mrs. Brady from the Brady Bunch. LOL. MY mama said "Sigue así y vas a ver lo que te pasa!" :laugh:
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
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    YES............ Chicken again
    When you learn how to cook you can make what ever you want.
  • QueenE_
    QueenE_ Posts: 522 Member
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    Whenever i said I "wanted" something she'd say "People in Hell Want Ice Water"

    That's a good one
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
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    Don't bite your nails
  • lynda3y9
    lynda3y9 Posts: 62 Member
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    oh yeah .... and
    get those bangs out of your eyes

    and she alway wanted to pinch my cheeks cause i looked too pale.......thank goodness she stopped that when i hit 40!
  • binabinapink
    binabinapink Posts: 5 Member
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    One day you will have kids and you will see what it is like (I was a horrible teen)


    I guess that one stuck with me since I've decided not to have any...
  • AllTehBeers
    AllTehBeers Posts: 5,030 Member
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    It's better to be alone then to wish you were.
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
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    Don't worry your pretty little head off
  • PlayerHatinDogooder
    PlayerHatinDogooder Posts: 1,018 Member
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    Mama told me when I was young
    Come sit beside me, my only son
    And listen closely to what I say.
    And if you do this
    It'll help you some sunny day. Oh Yah!
    Oh, take your time... Don't live too fast,
    Troubles will come and they will pass.
    You'll find a woman, yea yea, you'll find love,
    And don't forget son,
    There is someone up above.
  • Shock_Wave
    Shock_Wave Posts: 1,573 Member
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    As a preteen:
    Always me saying "mom i'm bored" moms reply: "go kick a ball out side"...:grumble:

    As a teenager:
    mom: "my house is not a brothel"

    As an Adult:
    mom: "you still look like you need to lose some weight." lol

    ahh I <3 my mom :flowerforyou: :bigsmile:
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
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    GOODNIGHT...and that's the last time Im gonna say it.
  • NicolleLindgren
    NicolleLindgren Posts: 64 Member
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    Mama told me when I was young
    Come sit beside me, my only son
    And listen closely to what I say.
    And if you do this
    It'll help you some sunny day. Oh Yah!
    Oh, take your time... Don't live too fast,
    Troubles will come and they will pass.
    You'll find a woman, yea yea, you'll find love,
    And don't forget son,
    There is someone up above.

    I hope you turned out to be a simple kind of man.

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