My momma always said...fill in the blank

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  • deety3
    deety3 Posts: 82 Member
    "Visitors are like fish -- after 3 days, they start to stink."

    Thanks for that, Mom. lol
  • My0WNinspiration
    My0WNinspiration Posts: 1,146 Member
    You can have kids if you want but don't think I'm babysitting!
  • smmadsen
    smmadsen Posts: 39 Member
    Don't play with matches!
    Don't count your chickens before they hatch!

    I also thought my middle name was dammit for a long time.:smile:
  • Shock_Wave
    Shock_Wave Posts: 1,573 Member
    Don't play with matches!
    Don't count your chickens before they hatch!

    I also thought my middle name was dammit for a long time.:smile:
    :laugh:
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
    I pay the Bills I make the rules
  • JewelsinBigD
    JewelsinBigD Posts: 661 Member
    My momma always said "suit up and show up"
  • RllyGudTweetr
    RllyGudTweetr Posts: 2,019 Member
    "Now just think how well you'd do if you actually tried."
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
    I've had It
  • jonnythan
    jonnythan Posts: 10,161 Member
    My mom was a drunk. She used to whip me every day with an extension cord.
  • KodAkuraMacKyen
    KodAkuraMacKyen Posts: 737 Member
    Eating fat makes you fat. I now eat full fat everything.
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
    Im gonna wash your mouth out with SOAP.

    (I cant tell you how many bars I ate) haha
  • jessicae1aine
    jessicae1aine Posts: 885
    "You can be a ***** and still use tact... but some people aren't worth the tact."
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
    Im gonna beat your f*cking a*s
  • MrsGriffin67
    MrsGriffin67 Posts: 485 Member
    It's just as easy to fall in love with a rich man as it is a poor man.

    Needless to say, I didn't listen and I wouldn't change a thing! :wink:

    Yes, my mother always said you can love a rich man as well as you can a poor man...I thought she meant rich in personality.
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    Go to your room!

    Should you be eating that?

    Open your mouth (so she could put her soapy hand in it)

    You sit there until you finish your (whatever was on my plate).

    I love you.
  • SanteMulberry
    SanteMulberry Posts: 3,202 Member
    "...DON'T cry over spilled milk..." Good advice--you can't change the past, so why go on and on about it?
  • glovepuppet
    glovepuppet Posts: 1,710 Member
    ''Shut up. Pain is good for you.''

    My mother is a *****.
  • Mommylicous
    Mommylicous Posts: 121 Member
    "You cry at the drop of a hat."

    Because, you know. As an 8 year old, that me feel SO much better and stop my crying.
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
    You were a "Surprise" Your brother's weren't.
  • Sarah_Roop
    Sarah_Roop Posts: 36 Member
    "Quit with the dog and pony act" ~~ I haven't quit, but it's gotten much better! LOL
  • LisaDunn01
    LisaDunn01 Posts: 173 Member
    You can do anything you put your mind to.
  • slkehl
    slkehl Posts: 3,801 Member
    Military or university, your butt's off my couch
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
    Don't make me come in there
  • Saucy_lil_Minx
    Saucy_lil_Minx Posts: 3,302 Member
    There's no sea to it. It's all dry land.
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
    You've got a wild imagination.
  • Saucy_lil_Minx
    Saucy_lil_Minx Posts: 3,302 Member
    Tough titty said the kitty........ the milks all dry
  • weevil66
    weevil66 Posts: 600 Member
    "Don't eat butter or your hair will fall out." I grew up and shaved my head so she was kind of right.
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
    No running in the House
  • GiddyupTim
    GiddyupTim Posts: 2,819 Member
    "Great oaks from little acorns grow."
    I was not the biggest kid in my class.
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
    awkward.gif

    "Don't you ever take anything serious?"

    To this day I try not too.
    So here is a gif for all of the ventors on this topic, almost feel like thanking the OP for the free therapy sesh.

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