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  • NotRailMeat
    NotRailMeat Posts: 509 Member
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    I was raised by my grandparents, and they each had their own saying:

    Grandma - "The only thing open past midnight are hospitals and legs... I don't want you in either of them, so be home early".

    Grandpa - "Never start a fist-fight, but if you find yourself in one, be sure you're the one that finishes it".
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
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    Its not weed, that's cigaretts you smell
  • gymboreejunkie
    gymboreejunkie Posts: 25 Member
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    It's just as easy to fall in love with a rich man as it is a poor man.

    Needless to say, I didn't listen and I wouldn't change a thing! :wink:
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
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    That room isn't gonna clean itself
  • Svolt
    Svolt Posts: 284 Member
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    If God wanted holes in your body he would have put them there.

    ^^ That!!
    Whenever i said I "wanted" something she'd say "People in Hell Want Ice Water"

    ^^^^ and THAT too!

    Also, "I brought you into this world. I can take you out!"
  • poedunk65
    poedunk65 Posts: 1,336 Member
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    PUT THAT DOWN!!!!!
  • My0WNinspiration
    My0WNinspiration Posts: 1,146 Member
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    People will take your kindness as a sign of weakness.
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
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    Shut the God Damn door, your letting the heat out.
  • My0WNinspiration
    My0WNinspiration Posts: 1,146 Member
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    Keep it up and you're gonna end up just a picture on a wall when I'm done with ya
  • silvergurl518
    silvergurl518 Posts: 4,123 Member
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    I was raised by my grandparents, and they each had their own saying:

    Grandma - "The only thing open past midnight are hospitals and legs... I don't want you in either of them, so be home early".

    Grandpa - "Never start a fist-fight, but if you find yourself in one, be sure you're the one that finishes it".

    i like your grandparents, green :)
  • My0WNinspiration
    My0WNinspiration Posts: 1,146 Member
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    If you don't comb that nappy head of yours I'm gonna shave it all off!
  • Just_Scott
    Just_Scott Posts: 1,766 Member
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    eat the liver; hated it then and now.
  • sadye58
    sadye58 Posts: 55
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    Remember to "keep smiling" because life is full of disappoints.
  • Svolt
    Svolt Posts: 284 Member
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    Quit your DAMN wining!!

    You kids are driving me crazy.

    Never say you can't do something!

    Treat people the way you want to be treated.
  • NicolleLindgren
    NicolleLindgren Posts: 64 Member
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    Also, "I brought you into this world. I can take you out!"
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    Ahh, yes, that was one of my mom's favorites too. If we were laying on the floor, she would come sit on our backs and tickle us until we said "Mom is beautiful and I'm a bug". So much love in our house :)
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
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    Your not getting up from this table until you eat every bite on that plate
  • My0WNinspiration
    My0WNinspiration Posts: 1,146 Member
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    As a preteen:
    Always me saying "mom i'm bored" moms reply: "go kick a ball out side"...:grumble:

    As a teenager:
    mom: "my house is not a brothel"

    As an Adult:
    mom: "you still look like you need to lose some weight." lol

    ahh I <3 my mom :flowerforyou: :bigsmile:

    lol
  • amandapye78
    amandapye78 Posts: 820 Member
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    one more time and I am calling the adoption agency.
  • MelsAuntie
    MelsAuntie Posts: 2,833 Member
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    My mama always said...
    "Who the hell do you think you are?"
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
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    Because I said So dammit

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