My momma always said...fill in the blank

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  • LisaDunn01
    LisaDunn01 Posts: 173 Member
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    You can do anything you put your mind to.
  • slkehl
    slkehl Posts: 3,801 Member
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    Military or university, your butt's off my couch
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
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    Don't make me come in there
  • Saucy_lil_Minx
    Saucy_lil_Minx Posts: 3,302 Member
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    There's no sea to it. It's all dry land.
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
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    You've got a wild imagination.
  • Saucy_lil_Minx
    Saucy_lil_Minx Posts: 3,302 Member
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    Tough titty said the kitty........ the milks all dry
  • weevil66
    weevil66 Posts: 600 Member
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    "Don't eat butter or your hair will fall out." I grew up and shaved my head so she was kind of right.
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
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    No running in the House
  • GiddyupTim
    GiddyupTim Posts: 2,819 Member
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    "Great oaks from little acorns grow."
    I was not the biggest kid in my class.
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
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    awkward.gif

    "Don't you ever take anything serious?"

    To this day I try not too.
    So here is a gif for all of the ventors on this topic, almost feel like thanking the OP for the free therapy sesh.
  • BIGGGMOMMMA
    BIGGGMOMMMA Posts: 190
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    " Because I said so..."

    " If it hurts when you do that, then just don't do that..."
  • MakinLoveFaces
    MakinLoveFaces Posts: 137 Member
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    "Life sucks and then you die."
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
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    Jesus Christ...Now what?
  • Gabrielm80
    Gabrielm80 Posts: 1,458 Member
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    I child proofed my house but for some reason you kids keep getting in
  • Gabrielm80
    Gabrielm80 Posts: 1,458 Member
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    awkward.gif

    "Don't you ever take anything serious?"

    To this day I try not too.
    So here is a gif for all of the ventors on this topic, almost feel like thanking the OP for the free therapy sesh.
    I thought most of these would be funny general ones like life is like a box of chocolate, but if people had something they needed to get of their chests, to each their own
  • Gabrielm80
    Gabrielm80 Posts: 1,458 Member
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    Bump
  • chanel1twenty
    chanel1twenty Posts: 161 Member
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    I brought you into this world, I can damn sure take you out of it!
  • bonniecarbs
    bonniecarbs Posts: 446 Member
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    You couldn't even pour piss out of a boot. (why would piss be in a boot?)
    A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. (sounds kinda crazy to me)
    Miss you mom, very much
  • EvilDollee
    EvilDollee Posts: 386 Member
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    Keep the people that wants to stay, let go of the people that wants to leave.
  • Crochetluvr
    Crochetluvr Posts: 3,143 Member
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    "Don't cross your eyes.....they'll stay that way."

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