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  • deety3
    deety3 Posts: 82 Member
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    "Visitors are like fish -- after 3 days, they start to stink."

    Thanks for that, Mom. lol
  • My0WNinspiration
    My0WNinspiration Posts: 1,146 Member
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    You can have kids if you want but don't think I'm babysitting!
  • smmadsen
    smmadsen Posts: 39 Member
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    Don't play with matches!
    Don't count your chickens before they hatch!

    I also thought my middle name was dammit for a long time.:smile:
  • Shock_Wave
    Shock_Wave Posts: 1,573 Member
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    Don't play with matches!
    Don't count your chickens before they hatch!

    I also thought my middle name was dammit for a long time.:smile:
    :laugh:
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
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    I pay the Bills I make the rules
  • JewelsinBigD
    JewelsinBigD Posts: 661 Member
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    My momma always said "suit up and show up"
  • RllyGudTweetr
    RllyGudTweetr Posts: 2,019 Member
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    "Now just think how well you'd do if you actually tried."
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
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    I've had It
  • jonnythan
    jonnythan Posts: 10,161 Member
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    My mom was a drunk. She used to whip me every day with an extension cord.
  • KodAkuraMacKyen
    KodAkuraMacKyen Posts: 737 Member
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    Eating fat makes you fat. I now eat full fat everything.
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
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    Im gonna wash your mouth out with SOAP.

    (I cant tell you how many bars I ate) haha
  • jessicae1aine
    jessicae1aine Posts: 885
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    "You can be a ***** and still use tact... but some people aren't worth the tact."
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
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    Im gonna beat your f*cking a*s
  • MrsGriffin67
    MrsGriffin67 Posts: 485 Member
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    It's just as easy to fall in love with a rich man as it is a poor man.

    Needless to say, I didn't listen and I wouldn't change a thing! :wink:

    Yes, my mother always said you can love a rich man as well as you can a poor man...I thought she meant rich in personality.
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
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    Go to your room!

    Should you be eating that?

    Open your mouth (so she could put her soapy hand in it)

    You sit there until you finish your (whatever was on my plate).

    I love you.
  • SanteMulberry
    SanteMulberry Posts: 3,202 Member
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    "...DON'T cry over spilled milk..." Good advice--you can't change the past, so why go on and on about it?
  • glovepuppet
    glovepuppet Posts: 1,710 Member
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    ''Shut up. Pain is good for you.''

    My mother is a *****.
  • Mommylicous
    Mommylicous Posts: 121 Member
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    "You cry at the drop of a hat."

    Because, you know. As an 8 year old, that me feel SO much better and stop my crying.
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
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    You were a "Surprise" Your brother's weren't.
  • Sarah_Roop
    Sarah_Roop Posts: 36 Member
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    "Quit with the dog and pony act" ~~ I haven't quit, but it's gotten much better! LOL

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