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  • tuckerrj
    tuckerrj Posts: 1,453 Member
    I've had a beard for 37 years. In that time I've shaved it off twice. Both times my wife's response has been the same. "You're going to grow that back aren't you?!"
  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,323 Member
    edited May 2015
    ladies plz give OP the validation he is so desperately seeking.

    ETA: INB4 - im a hater
  • shainasb310
    shainasb310 Posts: 246 Member
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  • fitfabforties
    fitfabforties Posts: 370 Member
    I'm not sure what the fascination is with women and beards.....I can't stand them on a guy.....more than 2 days of stubble on my guy's face and it's like, get it off....I also can't do long hair on guys either.....and these stupid little buns the guys are sporting???....seriously???
  • RockstarWilson
    RockstarWilson Posts: 836 Member
    KristenMarie1181 wrote: »
    I hate beards! I love love no facial hair. I make my fiance shave mostly every day. Lol! I can not stand it!

    So does he do it for the nookie, because he wouldn't get some otherwise, or does he "actually" like having a clean shaven face?
  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,323 Member
    tuckerrj wrote: »
    I've had a beard for 37 years. In that time I've shaved it off twice. Both times my wife's response has been the same. "You're going to grow that back aren't you?!"

    yours is glorious bro.
    you look like a more sophisticated richard dreyfuss.
    well grown.
  • Luke_I_am_your_spotter
    Luke_I_am_your_spotter Posts: 4,179 Member
    I won't do anything more than a 5 oclock shadow. too itchy.
  • bulbadoof
    bulbadoof Posts: 1,058 Member
    i think beards can look okay on the right person (just okay, not great), but i generally dislike them.
  • BigLifter10
    BigLifter10 Posts: 1,153 Member
    Jersey__Devil wrote: »
    I won't do anything more than a 5 oclock shadow. too itchy.


    The minority of us thank you. B)
  • RockstarWilson
    RockstarWilson Posts: 836 Member
    skullshank wrote: »
    ladies plz give OP the validation he is so desperately seeking.

    ETA: INB4 - im a hater

    Don't need validation, my friend. Im sittin out here in the street holding a sign for a few bucks, and just looking to pass the time in a fun way. What's to validate?
  • Luke_I_am_your_spotter
    Luke_I_am_your_spotter Posts: 4,179 Member
    BigLifter10 wrote: »
    Jersey__Devil wrote: »
    I won't do anything more than a 5 oclock shadow. too itchy.


    The minority of us thank you. B)


    haha you're welcome
  • PaulaWallaDingDong
    PaulaWallaDingDong Posts: 4,641 Member
    RockstarWilson wrote: »
    _incogNEATo_ wrote: »
    OP's is red, so it doesn't count.

    Haha! Let's see how the ladies feel about that. Ladies?

    I love my bf's bushy red beard. I just happen to have a thing for redheads and beards, so double bonus for me!

    Plus, it tickles. :blush:

  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,323 Member
    Non_Stop wrote: »
    skullshank wrote: »
    tuckerrj wrote: »
    I've had a beard for 37 years. In that time I've shaved it off twice. Both times my wife's response has been the same. "You're going to grow that back aren't you?!"

    yours is glorious bro.
    you look like a more sophisticated richard dreyfuss.
    well grown.

    I think you need to review OP's beard. I think he needs it, and this is a support website.

    you know what, you're right.

    great job OP...in everything you do!
    helluva beard there, fella! if guys did it for me, boy would i do stuff to you.
  • shezza4mobee
    shezza4mobee Posts: 250 Member
    the itchy "just grown in" look, nah, that stuff hurts!!! Although, it can be sexy, just don't expect any lovin!
    the goatie, yep - total lover! BUT, even some sexy fellas can kill that look (didn't work on Bradley Cooper IMHO)
    the full duck dynasty beer (remember Joaquin Phoenix's crazy moment?) , get the hell outta here!

    Plus like mentioned above, it all depends on the fella. Some folks can pull off anything, others well....
  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,323 Member
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  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,323 Member
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  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,323 Member
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  • Luke_I_am_your_spotter
    Luke_I_am_your_spotter Posts: 4,179 Member
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  • RockstarWilson
    RockstarWilson Posts: 836 Member
    You put your heart into those gifs, dont ya... skullshank, is it? I bet your ego appreciates it.
  • zyxst
    zyxst Posts: 9,149 Member
    I love the tactile sensation of touching things. I'm slightly neurotic around bolts of cloth in the sewing department of Walmart.
  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,323 Member
    RockstarWilson wrote: »
    You put your heart into those gifs, dont ya... skullshank, is it? I bet your ego appreciates it.

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  • MadMc28
    MadMc28 Posts: 1,079 Member
    I mean.....I'm not a beardo or anything like so many other women....but some guys just have ugly chins so they look better with a beard lol. The other part to the fascination is being manly. Women love manly guys.
  • shifterbrainz
    shifterbrainz Posts: 245 Member
    Scruffy puppies! LOL!!! :noway:



    Jersey__Devil wrote: »
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    ^^^ I know, right? :laugh:
  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
    skullshank wrote: »
    RockstarWilson wrote: »
    You put your heart into those gifs, dont ya... skullshank, is it? I bet your ego appreciates it.

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    The man in this gif has no beard. I declare shenanigans! Shenanigans, I say!
  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,323 Member
    Some_Watery_Tart wrote: »
    skullshank wrote: »
    RockstarWilson wrote: »
    You put your heart into those gifs, dont ya... skullshank, is it? I bet your ego appreciates it.

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    The man in this gif has no beard. I declare shenanigans! Shenanigans, I say!

    my bad.
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  • GreenIceFloes
    GreenIceFloes Posts: 1,491 Member
    Sometimes I wonder whether I've been in love with my boyfriend for the last 5 years or his goatee...Oh, who am I kidding.

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  • BusyRaeNOTBusty
    BusyRaeNOTBusty Posts: 7,166 Member
    I don't mind looking at a WELL GROOMED beard. I'd rather kiss a clean shaven face however.
  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
    skullshank wrote: »
    Some_Watery_Tart wrote: »
    skullshank wrote: »
    RockstarWilson wrote: »
    You put your heart into those gifs, dont ya... skullshank, is it? I bet your ego appreciates it.

    giphy.gif

    The man in this gif has no beard. I declare shenanigans! Shenanigans, I say!

    my bad.
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  • iamangrydoug
    iamangrydoug Posts: 1,020 Member
    My very personal opinion, it only works on about 10% of men.
  • RockstarWilson
    RockstarWilson Posts: 836 Member
    MadMc28 wrote: »
    I mean.....I'm not a beardo or anything like so many other women....but some guys just have ugly chins so they look better with a beard lol. The other part to the fascination is being manly. Women love manly guys.

    And manly women too, nowadays. But they cant grow the beards :D

    Do you think there is more to it than just superficial reasons? Could there be any Freudian rationality (oxymoron)? For instance, if you like a guy, could the beard alter attraction in a subconscious way?
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