I would like to suspend all disbelief
Sued0nim
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And just buy into some dieting woo with absolute conviction
So that days like today when I am so pre-menstrual and I want to eat all the foodz and I have a party to go to will not matter because I have taken my lemon water infused blueberry topped negative calorie celery gently fried in coconut oil supplement with acai
11 months down the line and 3 months into maintenance ...sheesh
Maybe it's cos I never did that peep cleanse and dem toxinz a getting me
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So that days like today when I am so pre-menstrual and I want to eat all the foodz and I have a party to go to will not matter because I have taken my lemon water infused blueberry topped negative calorie celery gently fried in coconut oil supplement with acai
11 months down the line and 3 months into maintenance ...sheesh
Maybe it's cos I never did that peep cleanse and dem toxinz a getting me
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HAHA - Love it!0
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And just buy into some dieting woo with absolute conviction
So that days like today when I am so feckin pre-menstrual and I want to eat all the foodz and I have a party to go to will not matter because I have taken my lemon water infused blueberry topped negative calorie celery gently fried in coconut oil supplement with acai
11 months down the line and 3 months into maintenance ...sheesh
Maybe it's cos I never did that peep cleanse and dem toxinz a getting me
You still need your apple cider vinegar and if you had only done your tea tox earlier this week you would be good.
Pity.
ETA: lol @ this being flagged
~Lyssa
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You forgot the cayenne.
Sorry, you're going to gain weight because you left it out.0 -
Think of the poor Toxinz! Longing for release they are.0
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Plastic wrap will solve everything.0
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Celery sautéed in coconut oil...mmmm. I trying that one. NOT!0
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I lost 5 lbs one week when a friend slept on my couch. The only change was her sleeping on the couch. So, my new best-selling diet is the "friend on the sofa" diet! Try it, it works!
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Gimme something I can believe in
I have 200 calories left and it's not even 5.30
<wailing and a-gnashing of teeth>. There's no room for wine
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Now I want some blueberry cake with lemon glaze.0
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Oh wouldn't it be great to believe the woo... how easy diet would be..
Eat anything as long as I drink, take, etc... a certain food or pill, I will have no problem.
I agree... some days would be soooo much easier to deal with.
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Hey, now, coconut oil is good stuff. Won't help you lose weight but is tasty and makes my hair soft.
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Don't forget to eat clean--wash all your food in running water like a raccoon and the weight will just drop off.0
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sigh. If you don't even TRY the Peep Cleanse how will you know if it works for you or not?
Stamford did a study in its validity you know. I'm a scientist, I understand these things.
Just, don't ask me for a link to that paper. DO YOURE OWN DAMN HOMEWORK!!! And if you don't find anything you obviously don't know where to look because you're not a scientist like me.
You should just accept my claims cause science.0 -
lemon water infused blueberry topped negative calorie celery gently fried in coconut oil supplement with acai
peep cleanse.
Hey, they work, they really do. I know 'cause I've tried them all.
Except, the lemon water infused with blueberry negative calorie celery is not fried in coconut oil, it's baked for exactly 4.3 minutes. Didn't you know that? Oh, and the acai has to have full fat whipped cream on top of it to work.
And, the peep cleanse.....only yellow peeps get rid of the toxins, not any other color.
I agree....I don't know why there is so much woo spread about weight loss either. 0 -
I say have the glass of wine. A generous pour. Enjoy it. It will do you some good. You will then enjoy the party and your friends (more than you would enjoy the woo). You should accept my advice because ... reasons.0
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You aren't planning to eat or drink after 6 PM are you? Because you only gain weight if you eat at night.0
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With TOM approaching, all bets are off! Have the wine, just to keep your sanity, I know I will0
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I'll continue to attest to the efficacy of the Haribo Sugarless Gummy Bear Cleanse. Guaranteed you'll lose a lb an hour on this delicious and vastly superior cleanse.
Exorcise all dem toxinz. You know you wanna...0 -
Don't be so silly! unicorn horn ground up and cooked at 81° for precisely 81 seconds stirred anticlockwise 81 times by a 81cm tall leprechaun is her only hope at losing 8lbs an hour.... duh!
But yeah it would be nice to believe there was a miracle like lemon water, teas, pixies and wacky mojo to weight management. But then you wouldn't feel like you'd achieved so much! And that feeling is worth it.
Take a evening off if it's all getting too frustrating have a your fav meal or a glass of wine kick back and chill at the party.
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kickassbarbie wrote: »
Don't be so silly! unicorn horn ground up and cooked at 81° for precisely 81 seconds stirred anticlockwise 81 times by a 81cm tall leprechaun is her only hope at losing 8lbs an hour.... duh!
But yeah it would be nice to believe there was a miracle like lemon water, teas, pixies and wacky mojo to weight management. But then you wouldn't feel like you'd achieved so much! And that feeling is worth it.
Take a evening off if it's all getting too frustrating have a your fav meal or a glass of wine kick back and chill at the party.
I believe you are correct Because . . . feelings and unicorns are toxinz free.0 -
snickerscharlie wrote: »I'll continue to attest to the efficacy of the Haribo Sugarless Gummy Bear Cleanse. Guaranteed you'll lose a lb an hour on this delicious and vastly superior cleanse.
1.5 lbs an hour if you only eat the red ones!0 -
I eat the red ones last.
I munch them s-l-o-w-l-y.
Oh wait - wrong cleanse.
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If you are anything like me, if you drink plenty of wine you will spend the next twenty four hours in close proximity of the toilet - voila cleanse.
Since I hit the menopause losing any weight is hard work so I sometimes wish the woo woo was true. My younger work colleague was saying she lost a lot of weight last year taking some tablets, ignoring the fact that she wasn't eating because she had broke up with her boyfriend.0 -
You can eat/drink whatever you want tonight, you just need to have some grapefruit and eggs for breakfast tomorrow. Followed by a lunch of 6-12 pounds of Pineapple. That's a magical Highly Scientific food combination that will activate your digestive enzymes and kick start your metabolism to astronomical heights. I heard about it on Facebook. It's called the volcano diet, you should look it up on the google.
(I love all of you.)0
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